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Human Lords in Black Headcanons

(No most of these don't align with canon. No I don't care.)

(P.s. I believe all the Lords in Black (besides Wiggly and Webby) are half-siblings.)

Wiggly:

His human name would be William.

He/Him pronouns.

Definitely straight. Ally, but straight.

Him and Webby are the eldest siblings. Twins, to be more specific.

Probably around 5'7 in height, no I don't take criticism. Wiggly is a short king, alright?

Has naturally brown hair, but dyes it green to give himself a 'distinct look'... and it's his favorite color.

Probably has freckles.

Sunburns SO EASILY. He steps out in the sun and immediately starts peeling.

Caucasian. Very pasty white.

Has killed multiple people. I don't care if that's impractical. He has.

Has a lisp.

Went to college in England for economics and developed a British accent. You should've seen his brother's faces when he came back to Hatchetfield.

Has Stahl's ear (when someone is born with a naturally pointy ear).

Autistic and his special interest is monarchs in history.

Pokey:

His human name would be Parker.

He/They pronouns.

Gay. Always has a new boyfriend. Like, every week he has a new one.

Second oldest brother.

6'0. He's the tallest of the gang.

Natural black hair but dyes it white because they thought it looked good on Webby (but he'd never tell his brothers that).

So majestic. White hair, blue eyes, dark skin. Like, how much more majestic can you get?

So flamboyant. And a crossdresser. He overdresses for EVERYTHING. But, Wiggly overdresses too.

Painful theater kid. Breaks out into song every few seconds.

Also does dance. Takes classes because I say so.

He has the deepest voice of the brothers. Definitely a bass.

Went to college for theater. Still hasn't gotten their big break yet.

Reads his poetry at local coffee shops (like Beanies)

Does drag and SLAYS it.

Nibbly:

His human name would be Nico.

He/It pronouns.

Pansexual. Will have sex with EVERYONE (Sir Pentious reference).

Third oldest brother.

5'10. Second tallest brother.

Naturally a brunette. Pink hair because he likes it like that.

Has sharp teeth. Like, sharp K9 teeth and all that.

Also a crossdresser. Basically lives in skirts.

Such a foodie. Will eat everything and anything. Literally anything. Definitely that kid who chewed everything.

Legally blind. Needs glasses to see. It HATES wearing glasses, though.

Has SO MUCH energy all the time.

Says some really fucked up shit sometimes and everyone just... stares and him...

Somewhat nonverbal.

Went to college for culinary arts.

Watches RuPaul's drag race with Pokey. Wiggly pretends he hates it when it's on (he loves it).

Pageant king. Wins every pageant ever.

Has one too many stuffed animals. almost as many as Tinky has.

Blinky:

Their human name would be Blaise.

They/Them pronouns, but doesn't mind being called "brother."

Bisexual icon.

5'4. Second shortest brother because I say so.

Has brown hair. Dyed it yellow, got sick of it, dyed it orange. Now their hair just a orange and yellow mess but they don't care that much.

Half latino. Speaks some Spanish.

Amazing eyesight. Even if their hair always covers at least on of their eyes.

Theme park enthusiast. Loves everything about them, especially the roller coasters.

The quiet brother. Very introverted, doesn't talk about much, stays in their own world.

The most tech-savvy of the bunch. Helps the other brothers with tech issues.

Always dressed down. Lives in hoodies and sweats all day while watching YouTube videos.

Went to college for architecture. Wants to build their own theme park someday.

Knows everything about everybody (Gretchen Wieners?)

The brother their siblings come to when they need to vent.

Tinky:

Their human name would be Timothy.

He/him pronouns. Also transmasc.

Pan because I say so.

5'1. Short king and we love him for that.

Blonde shaggy hair that falls to his shoulders. He loves his hair so much.

Draws on a fake goatee sometimes. Just because he can.

Fascinated by goats. No reason why, he just... is...

Loves puzzle games. Will sit down all day and just play mind games.

Youngest brother and he hates it.

Super talkative. Speaks fast and loudly.

Gets babied because he has a baby face... and also because of his stuffy addiction.

Seeks approval from everyone. Whenever he does anything, he needs his brothers to praise him. Him and Blinky are anxious (tm)

The only one with no grudge against Webby.

Not in college yet, but wants to be a criminologist.

Has a crush on this one guy he saw at a coffee shop once. Ted was his name *wink wink*

AuDHD. Once again, because I say so.

And, just for fun... Webby:

Her human name would be Wynnie.

She/her pronouns.

Bi-curious. She gives that vibe.

5'6. Wiggly loves to hold it over Webby's head that he's taller.

Has Marie Antoinette syndrom (natural white hair.)

SO many freckles. So many.

Has 3 pet spiders, their names are Hannah, Lex and Willabella.

She lives in Clivesdale (Yes, I know, fuck Clivesdale. But not Webby. Webby is the exception).

Went to college for psychology. She is so psych major coded I don't care.

Pacifist and the nicest person you'll ever meet.

Adopted a two young girls names Hannah and Lex (that's where the spiders get their names from. Webby names the other after her childhood best friend who passed away.)

Was banished from the family because of differing views with her brothers. They were mean people with no regard for others. They hated Webby for righting their wrongs. That's why she moved. Tinky still calls her sometimes... just to check in.

oh its the evil teletubbies wow what (also i kind of redesigned blinky bc why not hehe)

[rbs > likes :) thx for being here and hagd!]

alt + wip versions under cut :>

New AU idea where Wiggly's brothers get pissed off with him and end up beating him up and banishing him to the White, and now (much to his dismay) he has to reconcile with Webby.

I want Wiggly being absolutely pathetic, moping about and feeling sorry for himself while Webby just stares at him and goes "Get up you fucking dumbass, you look like an idiot."

Hatchetverse - OFFICE LORDS & QUEEN (Design Concept)

BONUS: Tinky and Blinky without glasses

WIGGLY

- Looks like Paul but green and with unkempt hair. Also if Paul was even more snarky & sarcastic, slightly more intimidating, and an even bigger asshole. Just less passive in general. He can hide it well though, after all he's sly and calculated. He's got high leading office businessman charisma, the type to get all the good deals. Comes off as manipulative and condescending.

POKEY

- The co-worker who listens to music on max and ignores everyone on purpose. Worst part is, people can hear whatever it is he's listening to. Impatient, standoffish, easily annoyed and highly dramatic. He looks like Bill if he had Solomon's personality and demeanor. The most unapproachable of the bunch. Embodiment of eye-rolls and side-eyes. Definitely the type to look at someone with full disgust and judgement and will make a show of it.

BLINKY

- He's definitely the office gossip. The kind who always looks over people's shoulder and take a peak at people's computers or phones. Also the one who stalks people's social media and uses their info as blackmail. Definitely an eavesdropper and the one standing around and watching.

TINKY

- This guy definitely gives off "Pepe Silvia" energy. Has watches on both wrists, maybe even pocket watches hidden in his pockets. Very messy and disheveled in terms of appearance. He's a very skilled (and demonically fast) accountant though. If "running on nothing but 5 shots of espresso" is an office worker. Definitely the flirt or a charmer of the office; Thrives off of compliments and boasts about and uses it against people.

NIBBLY

- The guy who ALWAYS steals people's lunches and will not feel guilty nor shame for it. Always has a bag of pastries and drinks from any cafes. Will bite and snarl if asked to share. The type who always forgets to turn in work yet doesn't get fired (of course his brothers are biased for each other). His things are everywhere and take up space.

WEBBY

- The one everyone (unfairly) hates. "We used to work with her. Then we fired her." statements from co-workers (brothers). Gives off "mom of the office" energy. Very sweet and patient. And a pushover; The type to stay after hours to clean after everyone (or do the work everyone dumped on her). Looks out for the office type of deal.

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so sorry about this long ass post i just wanted to get all the details i had while designing their outfits HAHAHA this genuinely took way longer than it should because i kept passing out so much 😭

just so everyone knows, i designed these outfits as a concept to what they could potentially wear if they were summoned in an office like ccrp AND what their actors and actresses could wear on stage. so it's like a costume concept kind of thing too.

also yes, i finally found out curt had bright yellow eyeshadow as tinky so i added it. i gave tinks facial hair too cuz idk i want 9-5 job reflecting on his face HAHAHA.

you guys seem to love webby

THE LORDS IN BLACK!!! [+ QUEEN IN WHITE!]

I LOVE THESE STUPID GUYS! Drawing them is so fun. Click on 'em for the full things! Bit of weird cropping (thanks a bunch Tumblr..)

BONUS bald Wiggly: