Hey Guys! It's @lillywritesjoelmiller And To Those Who Don't Know Me, I Write Game, Tv Show, Movie Fanfics

Hey guys! It's @lillywritesjoelmiller and to those who don't know me, I write game, tv show, movie fanfics and I love writing them because writing is my life. I will be republishing every fic I had written in case you didn't read them yet. Thanks in advance for supporting me and a big shout out to @littlebitchsposts ! My big supporter 😍💜

This is terrible, and quickly written with no proofreading but I’m so horny for these two men and I needed to write this. It ended up being waaaaay longer than intended and like??? It’s just bad and it reminds me why I literally can’t write actual imagines or fics and why I write headcanons instead lol

COMPLETELY NSFW HORNY SHIT - SEX AND THREESOME TYPE SLUT STUFF PLS (it’s about Chris Redfield and Piers Nivans)

Fuck, just imagine having sex with Chris, him slamming into you and you biting down on the inside of your cheek to desperately stay as quiet as you can so no one hears. Chris behind you, one hand pulling your hips back towards him so he can get as deep as possible, his other hand around your throat, pulling your head back towards him. He’s groaning in your ear, telling you how good you feel around his aching cock, how long he’s been waiting to fuck you senseless. Then out of nowhere, Piers walks in to ask his captain something, only to see his captain screwing the brains out of you. He stands in shock, just staring at you both like a deer in the headlights, you look up embarrassed but you can’t get any sentences to form as Chris just continues slamming into you mercilessly. Instead of Chris freaking out or stopping, he asks Piers what he wants but Nivans has completely forgotten, he’s just staring at you instead, his cock getting harder by the second as Chris pulls you back to be sat in his lap, giving Piers a full view of your naked body. Chris signals for Piers to come over, to help him make you cum, and sheepishly, Piers agrees.

Imagine he walks over, his hardened bulge clear as day pressing against his trousers. Chris stopped moving inside of you and has an arm wrapped around your waist to stop you from desperately bouncing on his fat cock. Piers stands in front of you, not exactly knowing what to do, and you just hear a slight chuckle from behind you - Chris pulls out, to your dismay, and he pushes you to your back, pulling one of your legs to the side so your slick pussy was on full show to the young man in front of you. You quickly looked away and felt a large hard grab your chin and force you to look back towards Nivans, “why don’t you give her a taste, Nivans?” Piers gulps, not being able to tear his eyes away from your glistening cunt, your slick covering even the inside of your thighs. He slowly gets down on to his knees and wraps his arms under your thighs and places his hands on your hips, pulling you forwards toward him. Without giving you a chance to even move, he’s already tasting you, his tongue flicking across your sensitive clit, moving in circles before he pushes his tongue into your hole. You throw your head back and let out a low moan, subconsciously grinding your hips against his face to have more contact, as you do Chris latches on to one of your nipples. He roughly sucks on your nipple and rubs his tongue over it a few times like an apology before doing it again, his hand rubbing up toward your other breast, and rubbing your sensitive nub between his finger and thumb. You instinctively pull on Chris’ hair, yanking at it without any thought, the pleasure just too overwhelming. As you do, Piers takes advantage of your distracted mind and pushes two fingers deep inside of you while his tongue continues working miracles on your clit.

Piers pushes his fingers as deep as he can, searching for that soft spot inside of you that would make you crumble in an instant, without searching for long he finds it and makes fast work of moving his fingers against it. Your legs squeeze against his head as you begin feeling that all familiar knot build up in the pit of your stomach, your legs start shaking and your breathing becoming more unsteady. Chris notices and one of his large hands come up to your throat, lightly squeezing the sides, just enough to make you barely light headed as you cum everywhere. Piers groans against your cunt, licking up your juices like it was the only meal he’d eaten in the last week, he slowly pulls his fingers out of you and licks them clean before looking up to you. He’s breathless and Chris just looks down towards him, noticing how clearly and unbearably hard he still is, and all Chris does is nod. “You know, you should probably sort that out” Nivans looks down and palms at his cock through his trousers and shudders, he looks up at you and you bite your lip, spreading your legs further apart as an invitation. Piers gladly accepts unbuckling his belt and making quick work of pulling off his trousers and boxers, his cock finally springing free. Chris moved back out of the way slightly, allowing Piers to climb over you, the head of his cock resting against your entrance as his head rests in the crook of your neck. He finally pushes in you, and he let out a loud groan as he did, gripping to the mattress below you. He slams into you at a quick pace, barely able to control himself as your gummy walls squeeze around his pulsating cock, he bites lightly on your neck as you moan loudly into his ear.

After not even five minutes of Piers fucking into your pussy, Chris sighs and leans down, giving you a few light kisses before giving you a little smirk. Chris lightly palmed at his cock, still being hard from being inside of you not long ago. He rubbed his hand down the side of your body towards your arse as you lifted your legs to wrap around Piers’ hips. Chris had a glint in his eye and you and Nivans both knew exactly what he was hinting at, without missing a beat Piers pulled you up to him so your chest was pushed against his, making your arse fully bare to Chris - who in one fluid movement was behind you, his chest pushed up against your back…

Threesome S1

(FemReaderxChrisRedfieldxKarlHeisenberg)

Rating: Mature18+

Fandom: Resident Evil Village

CW: F/M/M, Oral Sex, Deepthroating, Blowjobs, Cum

Word Count: 1,753

Summary: Your votes came in for a threesome! Chris won! There was a split decision though so LycanxHeisenbergxFemreader will come soon.

-Masterlist-

GENERAL RULES

The way the two men changed their attitude towards each other after your question. You weren’t left wondering about their intentions. Especially with the way Heisenberg shamelessly looked you up and down. You’ve been intimate with the two of them many times before, but never at the same time. Tonight you decided to test your luck. And by the looks of it, they were happy to oblige.

You felt Chris press himself against you from behind. Wrapping an arm around your waist as he steadily rocks into your ass. Not one to be left out. Heisenberg gives you both one last gleam over before inserting himself against you. One of his hands reaches behind Redfield to push your crotches closer. The other hand slides up your thigh and to your hip. The men grind themselves on you from both sides, keeping up a steady rhythm. Chris seems to be keeping his composure. while Karls erection has been pressing against your sex for sometime. Erupting the feeling of desire into your core as you whined.

Eventually Heisenberg gets fed up with the teasing and pulls your face to his. Tangling your tongues in a sloppy kiss. Chris groans and leans down to pepper kisses to your neck, and you thread your fingers into his hair. “She likes it hard, Redfield.” Karl grunts against your lips. Chris groans and stops the onslaught of nipping and sucking along your neck. “Yeah, I know.” His voice was gruff and irritated. The sound of it makes Heisenberg chuckle and you whine.

“Getting worked up already, Hase?” The nickname rolls off his tongue like silk, causing you to grind harder against him. You kiss and grope at each other until you’re lost on who’s touching you. Not that you mind. Redfield moves away from behind you, both men pushing you back against the wall as they tower over you. Heisenberg wastes no time in pulling out his cock, stroking himself languidly. “Feast your eyes Redfield.” Karl teased in pride. Chris scoffed and pulled himself out. The sight of both of them making your mouth water.

“You’re not on your knees yet?” Karl snarked. Your legs trembled and you slumped to the floor. Redfield wasted no time in pulling both your hands towards their cocks. “Let’s see how much you can handle.” You don’t hesitate, the feeling of eyes on you puts butterflies in you stomach, as if you’re in some erotic film.

Heisenberg tilts Redfield's head in his direction, “Let’s give them a show huh?” You hear Chris hum at Karls words before leaning in. The two men kiss and moan into each other's mouth. Your moans joining theirs as you take Heisenberg into your mouth. Reaching your now free hand into your panties. You grind into your fingers, pulling a drawn out moan from the men above you as they side eye you.

“I’d say she’s plenty interested.” Chris said, pulling away from Karls lips. Hinting at you to stop your ministrations. Heisenberg lifted you off the ground, and you wrapped your legs around his waist. You aid him in removing your panties and he smirkes. “Chris..” Heisenberg holds out his hand expectantly. Redfield huffs, “Why do you get to fuck her first?” He grunts, pulling out a condom and placing it in Heisenberg’s hand. Heisenberg smiles deviously at the other man and throws the condom at his chest. “If you’re gonna be a shithead might as well make yourself useful.” Chris gave him a confused expression, “Well? Are you gonna stand there all day or help me put it on?” He snarked. You could feel yourself get impatient as the two men scuffled. Chris taking notice of that with a flushed face. He shook his head and approached. “You’re a pain in the ass, you know that?” He grabbed Karls cock, making the man holding you groan in pleasure. “Maybe, but I think you like that.” Karl teased before moaning as Chris pumped his hand down his shaft.

“I hate to interrupt whatever this is but can one of you fuck me please.” Your voice annoyed and desperate.

Karl chuckled and squeezed you closer to his chest, “Let’s not keep the lady waiting.” He mused, Chris hummed at that and slid the condom around Karl. Your breath got heavy as you felt his tip rub up and down you sex. Gliding through your slick folds and along you clit, making you gasp in pleasure. You heard a sharp click and looked up to see Karl lighting a cigar. Inhaling deeply before blowing the smoke at Redfield’s face. You gasp and tense. Heisenberg’s fat tip prodding at your hole as he secures his arms around you. one arm holding your hip and the other wrapped along your waist. He spreads your legs wide, and you arch yourself into him wrapping your arms around his neck. Heisenberg leans back, bringing you forwards with him as Chris goes to line up the other man with your pussy.

A rush of adrenaline fills you as Karl pounds into you. You feel pornographic knowing Chris is rubbing himself to the sight of you moaning like a slut. You wanted to prove yourself to them. Show them how freaky you are and how much you could endure, in hopes of this becoming a regular occurrence. But from the position you were in. All you could do was moan and clench around Heisenberg's thick cock as your slick dripped down his balls.

Removing his hands from his cock, Chris reaches beneath you. You hear Karl groan, and then glare at the man behind you, “Keep doing that and I’ll come Redfield.” Chris chuckles darkly. “What, can’t take it? I’m surprised. I didn’t take you for the sensitive type.” Heisenberg gasped and his hips stuttered before he rutted into you harshly. You moaned loudly at the new sensation, your eyes rolling back as a mixture of gasps and moans left your lips. “After all,” Chris continued, “I’m just touching your sack.” He laughed.

Being watched intently by both men made you clench around Karl’s length. Chris put both hands under your thighs lifting you more. You placed your arms around the back of his neck, giving Karl a nice view of your bare chest. He groans at the sight, pulling out of you and taking a knee to begin licking your wet pussy. He places your legs around his shoulders. Plunging his tongue into you, his nose grinding against your clit. Your toes curl and your thighs shake helplessly around his head in tandem with his thrusts. He begins to suck on your clit as you moan. Suddenly you feel Chris run his tip against your folds. Pushing in quickly and starting to fuck your quivering pussy. He hisses as you squeeze around him, Karl keeping up a quick pace on your clit. “Ah, she’s so wet.” Chris moans, Karl moans in agreement beneath you. “I wonder what her ass feels like.” Heisenberg said briefly before continuing to suck you. Chris hums, “Maybe next time she’ll let us fill both holes.” The implication of a next time sends you to orgasm. Thighs jolting and pussy clenching tightly around Chris. He grunts at the intensity pulling you down onto him and coming. Making you moan in ecstasy as he continues to pump his cock deep inside you.

He pulls out soon after, cock twitching, then pulls the two of you down to the floor. Karl rises to his feet. “Let’s see how good you two work together.” He says, slapping your cheek with his cock. Your pussy clenches and you scoot towards him, cum leaking out of you.

You begin to swirl your tongue around the base of his cock. Chris moving to lick long strokes on his head. Pulling back and swallowing the precum before sucking his tip. You watch Chris diligently as you busy yourself with licking and sucking on Heisenberg’s balls. Making a mental note of how Chris knows exactly what gets Karl twitching. When Chris takes him completely, not even hesitating, as if a giant cock wasn’t in his throat. Karl groans, and holds him there until The black haired man gags needing air. When Chris pulls back he opens his mouth to show the man above him the thick cum coating his tongue. “Share.” Karl huffs.

Chris grabs you roughly by the back of your neck and kisses you deeply, swapping the cum between the two of you. You whine as you swallow, only getting a moment of air before Karl forces your mouth on his cock. You place your hands on his thighs and relax your throat as he fucks your face. The action makes your eyes water, and drool to coat his cock and drip down your chin. Chris pushes your face up and down his cock in tandem with the gray haired man's thrusts.

Each time he plunges into you mouth his legs tremble. And you don’t try to stop the gags coming out of you as your drool drips down your neck. And your glossy makeup streaked eyes roll back. Pulling you back to catch a breath, Chris takes your place and gags himself on Heisenberg’s cock. The two of you take turns deepthroating his cock until Karl pulls back himself. Ordering the two of you to place your faces together.

You watch as he jerks himself quickly. Moans and grunts leaving him before his breath hitches and he coats your faces in his cum. He leans his head back for a moment to catch his breath before taking in the sight of you two completely wrecked. His softening cock twitches at the view, but he tucks himself into his pants. “Why don’t you two clen yourselves off?” He smiles.

Chris responds immediately, taking your face in both hands and licking the cum off you. You whine, and lick back, momentarily intertwining your tongues together. Heat pools in your stomach again but you ignore it seeing Chris stand and sort himself out.

Karl kisses you deeply, and chuckles. “We’ll definitely be doing this again.” Chris nods at that and you smile. Karl turns to the dark haired man and smirks. “Next time I’ll fuck you silly, can’t lie you’re one sexy slut when you follow orders.” Chris’s face flushes, then rolls his eyes. “Shut up freak.” Karl laughs at that. Before he stomps off Chris kisses you then pulls away. “I’ll call you.” He says walking out.

“And you’ll definitely hear from me.” Heisenberg remarks following suit.

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Chris getting some tlc

Sorry it's been a hot minute😔 I had to train someone at work and it was draining. Anyways! Happy belated birthday @gory-goth 🎉🎉🎉 I hope you enjoy this🥺❤

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Warnings: Body/muscle worship, fem/afab reader, Chris being a beef cake, massage, cowgirl, Chris got body hair

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Having such a physically demanding job, Chris was bound to eventually feel all the years of beating he himself have done to his body but also by fighting against B.O.Ws. It was definitely one of those days where he felt he moved a little bit slower. His limbs felt stiff and sore no matter which way he bent them.

It was finally the end of the day. Normally when Chris came home you'd run to him and jump into his arms, catching you every time without batting an eyelash. But today as you threw yourself at him, he stumbled back a couple of steps with a low deep painful sound rising from his throat. You unhook your arms around his neck to get a good look at his face. "You okay baby?" Concern laced in your voice. He gave you a small nod and a tired smile. "Just feeling a little sore. Just going to take some ibuprofen." "How much have you taken today?" You asked with a skeptical look on your face. He let out a sigh in defeat, "2400." "Yeah no. You are going to go take a hot shower right now and I'll get the oil." The firmness of your tone left no room for him to argue. He lowered you down enough for your feet to touch the ground. He gave you a defeated okay before leaning down placing a kiss on the crown of your head.

Chris always felt guilty when you pampered him. Especially when you work out the knots in his muscles with your tiny hands. The first time you massaged his shoulders, your poor hands were so sore for the next few days. Never once have you ever complained though. You honestly loved feeling each and every one of his muscles. You love feeling his tense muscles slowly succumb to the warmth of your hands, becoming putty in minutes.

You grabbed a couple of towels and the deep muscle oil before heading upstairs to the bedroom. As you walked through the doorway the sound of the shower stopped. You laid down a couple of towels in the middle of the bed before going into the closet and fished out a couple of clothing items for Chris to change into after. You heard the padding of his feet across the room before a grunt as he climbed on top of the bed. Once you turned around you saw the large naked man lying face down on the bed, face buried in the pillows. You shook your head with a smile noticing he barely dried himself off before jumping into bed. You grabbed one of the extra towels and helped dry the rest of him off. Following along the dip in his back and over his firm plump ass, you bit your lip as a mischievous smirk grew on your face. The temptation to quickly bring down your hand to the skin of his behind was taking over your mind. Almost as if he could feel your playful behavior radiating off of you, "don't you dare," he turned his head to get a look at you. "Maybe if you didn't have such a slappable butt," you said with a pout as you continued to wipe down the last of the water droplets that still clung to his body hair.

You discarded the damp towel in the corner of the room at the laundry basket. You climbed onto the bed and carefully threw one of your legs over the man's waist, slowly sitting yourself down on the small of his back. "You okay?" You asked leaning forward just a bit. He nodded with a hum. You placed a kiss on the right shoulder blade before sitting up straight. Grabbing the oil, you popped open the cap and poured a fair amount into the middle of your hand. You placed the bottle on the bedside table before rubbing the liquid between your hands, warming it up with friction.

A shiver ran down his body as you placed both hands on the middle of his back. You worked your hands up his back, following up both sides of his spine. Pressing firmly into his traps with the balls of your palms before gliding down his sides, thumbs firmly pressed into his lats. The grunts and sighs of approval made your chest tighten but also created heat to pool in your core. Probably also didn't help that you were only wearing a tank top and panties.

Placing your hands on both sides of his neck, you began to rub soothing circles at the back of his neck. It always surprised you how thick of a man he was. The fact that your hands could never touch each other while you had them wrapped around his neck almost made you drool. The sheer size of each muscle would have you rubbing your legs together if you weren't straddling him. Your thumbs glided over his shoulders, continuing to rub in circular motions. As you felt him sink further into the bed, you began to knead the muscles between your thumbs and forefingers. Once you felt the muscle relax, you would slowly move down the middle of his back on each side of his spine, feeling out spots that needed more attention. Whenever you found a tough knot, the moment you began to work it loose, the man under you would groan, shifting where he laid. "Is this okay?" You asked as you leaned forward, speaking softly against his skin, placing more kisses. "Mmmm… perfect."

Continuing your ministrations down his body, you scootched down to sit on the back of his thighs. Using the balls of your palms, you kneaded your way towards the lower region of his back. He began to take deep breaths in time with your hands. Releasing all the air in his lungs as you pushed down into the muscle. Then fill his lungs with air while you rub at the area with your thumbs using much less force. After a while, Chris adjusted his arms to lay at his sides. His fingers draw random patterns on your legs. The light playful touches only made you squirm. “Don’t make me slap your ass Redfield,” you said in a playful tone while. “Was that a threat?” You squeezed at one of his cheeks, your fingers barely able to sink into the thick meat of his ass. He released a small hiss against his teeth. You let out a light laugh, “Okay, okay. I’m sorry.” You lifted yourself up from where you sat and grabbed the bottle of oil. You poured a few drops more into the middle of your hand as you knelt next to him on the bed with your back towards him.

You rubbed the oil into the back of his bulky thighs, from just below his cheeks, to the back of his knees. Starting with one leg, you grabbed both sides and slowly worked your way down using your palms and fingers. Each time your finger got dangerously close to his inner thigh, he would release a shaky breath. Even letting out a couple of grunts. After working on the other leg, a smirk grew on your face once you noticed Chris was breathing quite heavily. Giving his leg a light tap you asked him to flip over. “Other side,” you said in a singsong tone. You could hear him taking deep long breaths trying to calm himself down. “What’s the matter baby?” trying to sound as innocent as you could. “N-nothing.”

While you waited for Chris to lay on his back, you turned back around, grabbing one of the towels at the head of the bed to wipe off the excess oil on your hands. In the corner of your eye, you could see the blush rising from his chest to his face. You didn’t have to look over your shoulder to know your boyfriend had a hard-on from the rubdown. “Ready?” You already swung your leg around his middle, not giving him time to reply. As you lowered yourself down to straddle his lower abdomen, you rubbed your ass against his cock, causing the air to get stuck in his lungs. “You okay?” you batted your eyes at him, leaning forward, inching closer to his face. All he could do was nod as he tried to get the coughing under control. You gave him a reassuring smile before giving his cheeks a few pecks. You wiggled your hips, trying to “adjust yourself”, accidentally brushing up against him again. The heat from your core radiates onto his length. Chris quickly placed his hands on your hips trying to hold you still. He closed his eyes and tried to calm his breathing again. “What’s wrong baby?” you asked in a honeyed voice, pressing your chest firmly against his. As he opened his blue eyes to look at you, he couldn’t help but notice your breasts barely being contained in the confinement of your tank top. The doe-eyes you were giving him, along with your cleavage was making it harder for him to think.

He was so hypnotized between your breasts and your lip caught between your teeth, he didn’t notice you reaching back, pulling your panties to the side. It wasn’t until he felt your slick folds rub against his cock. “Shit” he hissed as you kept sliding him up and down between your lips. His fingers dug deeper into your hips, “Still feels good?” “Y-yeah” His voice was barely above a whisper as he looked at you with lidded eyes. You gave his cock a couple more strokes before you positioned your cunt over him, slowly easing him into your heat. He sunk his head further into the bed as you kept up the teasing pace. With only a few more inches to go, he was losing all patience. He needed to feel himself bottom out in your sweet sex. However, being the tease you are, you slowly began to pull him out. Catching onto your antics, he thrust up into you, knocking the air out of your lungs. Your walls clamping down around him.

“Fuuuuck. You’re squeezing so hard” He groaned as he rutted up into, trying to push even further into you. Once you were able to compose yourself, you began to slide yourself up and down at a languid pace, “I-I’m supp-posed to be giving you the m-massage” You pushed off his chest sitting up, pulling your top off before throwing it somewhere behind you. Taking one of Chris’s hands you brought it up to your breast. Cupping the flesh and pinched the hardened peak between his fingers. He was soon approaching release faster than he wanted but watching you ride him was going straight to his cock. He knew he wouldn’t be able to last much longer. His hand on your breast began to pinch and twist the pebbled flesh harder while his other hand trailed over to your cunt, his thumb rubbing your bundle of nerves in a circular motion.

The sudden attention to your clit had your walls spasm and contract around him. You felt your gut tighten and your breath hitching. “Shit. Baby”, you moaned placing both your hands on his fuzzy chest leaning forward just enough for him to hit that perfect spot with each roll of your hips. Dropping his hand from your breast, he placed his hand back on your hip, pulling you down onto him as he thrust up into your with unrelenting force. It only took the two of you a couple more hard thrusts, before you both came undone. You grinded into him as you milked him dry, walls fluttering around his pulsing member. Once the two of you finally caught your breaths, just as you were about to lift yourself off of him to clean up, he snaked his arms around you, pulling you down onto his chest. Light giggles escaped past your lips as his chest hair tickled your nose. “Baby we need to clean up” “We need to let our muscles relax for a bit” You shook your head against his chest. You relaxed further into him listening to his soothing heartbeat while he combed a hand through your hair.

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Ellie Williams x fem!reader who are best friends and they have to stay in from patrol because of a storm

A lot of teasing between the two, And some smut and fluff?

This one will be my first Ellie imagine so I'm gonna make sure I do my best! Thank you so much for your request 💜 It means a lot to me.

OMG NO NO NO NOOO 😪😪

TWD Incorrect Quotes #44

Daryl: Why is Y/N cryin’? Aaron: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- Y/N: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Daryl: Please don’ say what I think yur gonna say- Y/N: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Daryl: NO, NOT THAT!