Jackie Burkhart Is That Spin-off Material Kind Of Character. I Keep Thinking That Maybe, If Mila Kunis

jackie burkhart is that spin-off material kind of character. i keep thinking that maybe, if mila kunis wasn't so sick of playing jackie, she could've gotten her own tv show.

now i'm sad :(

*part 3 here, hours later*

Jackie: I can't believe you did that!

Hyde: A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Jackie: You sent my boyfriend home after telling him I wanted to break up with him!

Hyde: Well, I had to.

Jackie: But I never said that!

Hyde: But you wanted to, because you're gonna spend weeks punishing me before you take me back.

Jackie: I never agreed to any of this.

Hyde: Okay then, if you don't want me back, call him and tell him the truth.

Jackie:

Hyde: Gotcha. You still want me.

Jackie, reaching for the phone: In your dreams, Steven Hyde.

Hyde, stopping her: Okay, I'm sorry. I should've let you deal with him.

Jackie: You're still assuming I agreed to this– whatever it is that you're planning.

Hyde: The only thing I'm planning, sweetheart, is our wedding.

Jackie, muttering to herself: I just wanted to have dinner. That's all I asked for.

*what really happened that summer*

Hyde: Can I tell you a secret?

Jackie: Yeah.

Hyde: C'mere.

Jackie, getting closer: What?

Hyde: C'mere... [kisses her]

Hyde: I really wanted to do that.

Jackie: Well, then... do it again.

Jackie: I think we should get a divorce.

Hyde: What are you doing?

Jackie: Just practicing.

Hyde, confused: Why are you planning our hypothetical divorce?

Jackie: I don't know, I'm 20. I think I'm having a... quarter life crisis.

Hyde: We aren't even married yet.

Jackie: Hypothetically divorce me.

Hyde: Okay, then I'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Jackie: Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup... is it? It's called a prenup, right?

Eric: Yeah, it's a prenup, and you did hypothetically sign one so...

Jackie: What are you doing here?

Eric: I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Jackie: Well, then I'm taking the hypothetical kids so– right? We can get those, right?

Donna: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it.

Hyde: And what the fuck is this hypothetical nerd doing here?

Jackie: This is my hypothetical lawyer and we've been hypothetically sleeping with each other so...

Hyde: How could you hypothetically– How could you hypothetically do this to me?

Jackie: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic, so.

Idk if you've answered this before but how did Amy and Jackie meet?

that's a really good question, ty for asking 💖

i never specified how they met, just that they were on the same grade, and it's actually a pretty normal situation.

first day of school. they were both freshmen, had no friends at all and, on top of that, amy had just moved from brazil (and her english was questionable at that point). the first day on a new school can be scary, specially when you're a fourteen year old bi immigrant or another fourteen year old girl with no friends.

the concept of their friendship is so unexpected, because they're so different, but it just worked. (and also because my first plan was to make them a couple, but my zennie heart decided to make amy the captain of the burkhyde defense squad)

basically, that's how i think it happened (i'm not using dialogue/incorrect quotes format because i wanna describe the scene properly, sorry if there's any grammar mistakes :)

[...]

Should I say "hello" or "hey"? Maybe just "hi"? I am going to say "good morning"... or is it "good day"? What is the difference between "in", "on" and "at"? Am I going to fail my english class? Are they going to make fun of me? I miss Brasil, Amy thought to herself while looking for a friendly face.

The weather was cold and she wasn't used to it. She missed her grandparents and speaking portuguese with someone other than her mother. Hell, she missed not having to translate her thoughts.

And, mostly, she wanted to cry.

Stupid, right? The world was facing so many problems, and she was complaining about the weather.

She focused on finding someone to talk to. Boys were never options, but talking to girls seemed so... terrifying. Maybe she could start a conversation with a compliment.

Her train of thought was interrupted by the brunette girl who had just sat beside her.

She's so cute, the blonde murmured to herself. And she looks just as scared as I am. I'm going to compliment her. Should I say "that's a nice shirt" or "this is a nice shirt"? Is it even a shirt? Maybe it's a sweater. Well, I'm just going to say:

"I love your outfit!"

And it worked. Relief appeared on her face in the form of a smile. Amy felt her heart warm.

"And I love your hair!" The girl said.

"Thank you!"

Tell her your name and ask for hers, Amy! How do I pronounce my own name in english? Oh, screw that!

"I'm Jackie, what's your name?"

"My name is Scarlett Amelia, but I go by Amy."

"Amy, come sit here behind me so we can talk more..." Jackie was practically bouncing on her seat.

"Sure!"

[...]

like i said, a really common situation. but i hope you enjoy it! xx ;)

a while ago i saw a tiktok about a woman who wore a white dress to her son's wedding because she hated her daughter-in-law. the sister-in-law, who also had a terrible relationship with her mother, got wine all over the dress and the woman had to go home and change.

pam burkhart is the kind of mother who would wear white to her own daughter's wedding and nobody can tell me otherwise.

and i think kitty would be the one to throw wine at her dress and kick her out of the ceremony.

but that's it. thank you for coming to my ted talk.