If I Was In That '70s Show:

if I was in that '70s show:

basic information

name: Maria Amelia Hamilton da Silva

birthday: Sep 11th, 1961 (17 years old in '78 | virgo)

nicknames: Amy, Ames (mostly by Jackie), princesa, the girl from Brazil, cariño, Melly, and Mel (by her family only)

introduced: season 1

background: Amy was born in Brazil, but came to live in Point Place with her Brazilian mother and American father when she was 14, fleeing the military dictatorship.

appearance

blonde hair and brown eyes.

style

personality

proud feminist, latina and bisexual.

friends

Amy and Jackie became best friends before they met the gang, they are classmates and cheerleaders. They love makeup, fashion and romantic movies.

When Amy found out about Kelso's affair with Laurie, she immediately told her friend and kicked the crap outta the moron. She made sure Jackie never took him back.

She also supported her bff when Jackie and Hyde got together after their Veteran's Day date. Amy threatened to torture him if he hurt her friend.

Amy got along with Donna pretty well, they always liked to talk about feminism. But she was very disappointed with the redhead when she found out Donna knew about Kelso's cheating and never told Jackie.

They were never the same after that, even though Amy were still fond of Donna.

Amy was never a fan of Michael Kelso. Since the day he asked Jackie out on a date, she knew he was trouble. She thinks he can be a nice person, but also a terrible boyfriend and a dumbass.

She broke his nose and gave him a black eye when she found out about his affair with Laurie. She also wrote "don't date kelso" on the city welcome sign.

Foreigners must stick together!

Amy loves Fez dearly. They're the only foreigners in Point Place High, but she has no idea where the hell his homeland is.

When he told her he also liked boys, she wasn't surprised. She even introduced him to a friend of hers.

Amy is always making fun of Eric, but they get along pretty well. Except when he calls Jackie the devil or she says that Leia wants Han, not Luke.

Jackie, Fez, Amy and Eric went to roller disco together. It was awesome!

Amy and Hyde love to talk shit about the government, it's what they do best. She helps him plan his dates with Jackie and threatens to put her foot up his ass if he makes her bestie cry.

When he thought Jackie was cheating on him and was about to make a mistake, she reminded him of every time Jackie showed how much she loved him. And also, of her own threats.

quotes

"you're just jealous because I can burn you in two different languages."

"I seem like a nice person, but I talk shit about you in portuguese."

"why is it called football if you play with your hands? soccer rocks!"

"he said good day!"

"I refuse to call this a hot-dog, this is a dry bun with an undercooked sausage in it."

"at least I know basic geography."

"just because I don't speak spanish, doesn't mean I'm not latina."

"bibibi stands for bisexual bilingual bitch."

"kelso, the next time you try to touch my breasts, will be the last time you have hands!"

"damn jackie, you burned my brigadeiro!"

"I'm just a latin american girl, with no money in the bank or important relatives."

"leo man, you remind me of a brazilian singer, I just don't remember his name."

"this is so much better in portuguese!"

"c'mon fez, they're playing samba."

"god said adam and eve, not adam or eve."

playlist

part 2

Jackie: Can I talk now?

Hyde: Sure.

Jackie, smiling sweetly: I'm pregnant.

Hyde:

Jackie: Steven?

Hyde:

Jackie: Steven?

Hyde:

Jackie, opening her cosmo magazine: Okay, whenever you're ready.

Hyde:

Jackie: And you're the father, by the way. But you got...

Hyde:

I couldn't sleep, so I made this

jackie after breaking up with kelso:

jackie after breaking up with hyde:

*at the Christmas dance*

Jackie, talking to Julie: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.