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Annabeth, Upon Meeting Rachel
Percy: She’s cool. She’s still a little freaked out by the monster thing though, so don’t bring it up.
The First Thing Rachel says to Annabeth
Rachel: So you fight monsters too? I still can’t believe Percy when he tells me they exist.
Annabeth: Welcome to the Real World. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!
Scott: Looking good, Maximoff.
Peter: We’ve been married for five years, why are you calling me by my last name?
Scott: I was talking to myself.
Realitor, when Rhys was buying the river house: I think you guys would be very happy here.
Rhysand: Oh, no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Cassian: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, i'm not good enough for you?!
Rhysand: We are not having this conversation again.
Elain: You've had a lot of sex, right?
Nesta: What, today?
Nesta: *shrug*
Nesta: Some, not a lot.
Rowan: Do you have a bobby pin?
Lorcan: Yeah. *searches in his hair* Lorcan: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.
Fenrys: Really? Then why do ya throw like one?
Rowan: Hey, Lorcan sneezes like a girl!
Lorcan: And how about I pound you like a boy--nope, that didn’t come out right.
(Aelin wheezing in the background)
Tani: Don't you get jealous? Danny: I never really had anything to worry about. Steve was never really good at the flirting thing. Steve: What are you talking about? It worked with you. Danny: Oh, you know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then bam! Ten years later you had me!
Jungkook: Did you tell Jin-hyung some guy from JYP is the funniest guy you ever met?
Namjoon: Yes... So?
Jimin: Wow (⊙_☉)
Jungkook: Really, do you not know Jin-hyung?
Namjoon: Is that why he's acting so weird? He's jealous? It's not like I'm attracted to Jackson.
Jungkook: So what? Being funny is Jin-hyung's thing. You know, like Jiminie-hyung's thing is... ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Jimin: Dancing? Singing? Being a good hyung? ಠ_ಠ
Jungkook: ... No... (´･_･`)
Gajeel, at the first time he caught Gray and Juvia dating.
Callum: Hey guys, what did you do today?
Rayla: Ezran fit 15 oreos in his mouth.
Callum: 15??
Ezran, mouth full of oreos: *nods proudly*
Callum: Your personal best!
Stiles: Hey, you wanna see something?
Scott: Sure! What?
Stiles: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Malia. Honey?
Malia: Yeah?
Stiles: Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Lydia's giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Malia: Okay.
Stiles, freaking out: What-what-what’s that now?!
Malia: Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready.
Stiles: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think we’re ready to have a baby now?!
Scott: Oh, this is fun.
Kira: You’re ready to have a baby? My girl’s all grown up!
Malia: But you said you were ready too.
Stiles: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Malia: Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?
Stiles: Yeah. But no one ever wanted to have one with me. I mean, now I’m just gonna have a baby if I want to? What are you doing to me!?
Malia: I’m sorry I brought it up…?
Stiles: Okay, just back off babe! Whoa. Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Kira to be the Mother.
Kira, all high and weird: What?! Are you crazy?!
Stiles: That’s it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
Sergei: You keep hugging Alix when she's sad. Next thing you know, she's going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?
Nicholas: Pfft, is that what I want?
Elisabeth, loudly from across the room: YES.
Tammy: Look, Kevin just told me some really bad stuff about Allison
Patty: Like what?
Tammy: Like she's really mean, and she's overly critical and- She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
Patty: Okay...
Tammy: And, she uses sex as a weapon.
Patty: Fine. Thank you for warning me. At breakfast, I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Wanda: Oops.... 😝
Steve: Hey, have you seen Natasha?
Y/N: I’m not seeing Natasha!
Steve: … What?
Y/N: What?
Draco : I'm not impulsive
Pansy : you hung potter by the window because he took a grape from your plate
Draco : DRACO DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
Lucas: Jongin, let's go. Jongin: Oh, about telling Baekhyun hyung, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter? Lucas: Okay, you know what? You had your chance! Jongin: What- Lucas: Hyung, Jongin smoked pot in college! Jongin: You are such a tattletale! Jongin: Baekhyun, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Taemin smoking the pot but.. It was me. I'm sorry. Lucas: And Baekhyun, you now the mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys, Jongin did! Jongin: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Lucas did! Lucas: Jongin hasn't worked for a year! Jongin: Lucas and Taemin are living together! Lucas: Jongin married Mark and got divorced! AGAIN! Taeyong: I love Jacques Cousteau! Mark, looking at his recipe book: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! Ten: I wanna GOOOO!
[silence]
Baekhyun: Well, that's a lot of information to absorb in 30 seconds.
Finn: We have to do something huge!
Junko: We can take on the Dark Ace by ourselves!
Finn: I said we have to do something huge. Not stupid.
Yugo: Do you think I need a new walk?
Yuri: (Looks at him in disbelief) What?
Yugo: Well, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some people walk in a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a "take-notice" walk!
Yuri: Are you actually saying these words right now?
Eda: Oh! Sorry Lily. Did I get you?
Lilith: No, you didn’t get me. It’s an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!
alright so. in the near future, imagine rhea and her cousins from sally's side.
Rhea, opening the door to her apartment: hello people who do not live here.
Raj: hi
Rahul: hello
Riddhi: heyyyy
Rhea: I gave you that key for emergencies.
Riddhi: there was an emergency.
Rahul, holding up a packet: we were out of doritos.
Raj: *nods empathetically*