That '70s Show Headcanons

that '70s show headcanons

(post inspired by a comment @kim1918 left on my ask game so, if i make you cry, it's her fault hahahaha 💖)

note: in this house, we ignore the season that shall remain forgotten ;)

warning: +18 suggestive content.

jackie:

she grew up in a household full of hispanic staff so, when she was younger, she couldn't tell the difference between english and spanish. the gang found out she can speak spanish fluently when she offered to help them with their homework;

she started taking ballet classes when she was three years old, but stopped when she got into the cheer squad. her parents never went to a recital, not even when she played the lead in swan lake;

when she was too old for a nanny and her mother wanted someone else to take care of her, she signed jackie up for swimming lessons;

she and hyde went to watch risky business in the 80s and, when they came home, she performed tom cruise's iconic dance for him and you know what happened afterwards 😈;

she loves high fashion. her closet is filled with versace, gucci, chanel, givenchy, prada. god bless her credit card;

fez broke her louboutin heels once and she actually broke his nose. he had bruises for weeks;

she bought a little sexy bride outfit inspired by madonna's like a virgin music video and surprised hyde with it. that same night he proposed to her.

hyde:

when the store was doing well, he decided to buy a harley. which led to jackie trying to convince him to let her ride the bike;

Jackie: If you want me to ride other things of yours, you'll let me ride the bike.

Hyde: That's a good point, but do you even know how to ride a motorcycle?

Jackie: No, but I can learn.

Hyde: Not on my Harley, you can't.

Jackie: Steven!

Hyde: Okay, hear me out. You are the only one I'm taking for a ride with me...

Jackie, smiling: Okay, that's good enough for me.

Hyde, smirking: Now, I have some free time. Why don't I let you ride those other things of mine you were talking about?

the real reason why he wouldn't let her ride the harley is because he was worried she might get hurt;

he's always complaining about the amount of money jackie spends on clothes and cosmetics. but he never complains when he sees a victoria's secret shopping bag 😈;

once, when jackie was really sad, he took her to watch west side story. and he only knew the songs because it was her favorite musical and he was trying to cheer her up. definitely not because he also liked;

he cried when john bonham died and jackie held him until he fell asleep;

even after he moved out of the basement, mrs. forman always made sure to keep his room clean and ready, in case he and jackie got in a fight (they did, but he couldn't sleep without her);

he found the car that runs on water, but no one believed him (except for jackie).

modern day!headcanons:

they are all (somehow) famous on tiktok;

eric (@/ericskywalker) produces content about nerdy stuff and cosplays;

donna (@/hotandsmartdonna) talks about feminism and politics;

kelso's content (@/punkd) is all about pranks;

fez (@/isaidgoodday) talks about being a foreigner in the US, but in a funny way;

jackie (@/tinydancer) makes content about fashion and make-up. her first video to go viral was her wap dance and her most viewed is the one where she's changing a tire in heels;

and while hyde does not make content for tiktok, he went viral once. when he and jackie were broken up, and he and his friends were getting drunk, kelso filmed him. that's what happened:

Hyde, slurring because he's drunk out of his mind: Why did she broke up with me? Just 'cause I don't want to get married now, does not mean I don't ever want to... Are you recording me, Kelso?

Kelso: Uh...

Hyde: Gimme this stupid phone... [takes the phone] Jackie, listen to me... I wanna marry you, I wanna be Mrs. Jackie Hyde! Take me back, Doll!

the only reason why he didn't kill kelso was because it worked.

For the character ask! Jackie!

the queen herself, bow down bitches ✨ above her only the crown 🛐👑

What I love about them: can i just say everything? i mean, it's kinda obvious she's my fav... but, i think what i love about her the most is how resilient she is. my baby went through so much and she survived, with a beautiful smile on her face and looking fine as hell!

What I hate about them: tbh, nothing. i don't hate anything about her. but i think she could've been a little more cautious about her relationships. forgiveness is a privilege you shouldn't give to anyone.

Favorite Moment/Quote: the one on my bio. i love that scene. it gives me hot girl energy and it's so inspiring!

What I would like to see more focus on: how smart she is! i hate how the producers treated her as a dumb toddler, soo annoying...

What I would like to see less focus on: i hate the fact that she was basically a comic relief support character until she started dating hyde, she already had so much potential on her own.

Favorite pairing with: hyde. i mean... they were endgame! they had everything and i'll never understand why that atrocity happened!

Favorite friendship: i'd love to say eric, but they had way too few moments. so i'm gonna say kelso. honestly, their dynamic as friends was so much better than as girlfriend and boyfriend.

NOTP: you know. f**. ew. *war flashbacks*. i don't even like to talk about. i wish i could forget all about it.

Favorite headcanon: she was gonna tell everyone that she got an acceptance letter from some important university on her graduation party. but no one came. :((

For the Character the Ask: Donna

i just answered right here. :)

Character Ask Meme

Donna

What I love about them: i love that she's really down to earth and knows what she wants, that is such an inspiring personality trait.

What I hate about them: i hate how she can be a big hypocrite sometimes, especially after season 5.

Favorite Moment/Quote: i love that episode when she dedicated the speech she wrote for her parents to eric, honestly their cutest moment!

What I would like to see more focus on: her views on feminism, we got so little content about that...

What I would like to see less focus on: not exactly focus less, but i wish the producers didn't sexualize her so much...

Favorite pairing with: eric 💖

Favorite friendship: i'd like to say jackie, but i think their friendship could've been so much better. so i'm gonna say eric too...

NOTP: hyde. ew. hell no. i can't believe they even tried that...

Favorite headcanon: she goes to college when eric is in africa and decides to study political science.

today is writer's day in brazil, and i want to wish all fanfic writers a lot of inspiration and determination to write. you are part of my daily life and i am very grateful for the content you create and share with me :)))

i love this 💖

So I love Jackie Burkhart on that 70s show she’s an awesome character and I have this head canon that she’s a polyglot (this may be because I’ve seen vids of mila kunis speaking Russian). A huge part of Jackie’s character is that she’s consistently underestimated or every now and then she’s shown to have more depth. As I’m thinking of it I imagine she speaks Spanish as she’s mentioned having Spanish speaking maids (also I’ve read fics that do that and yeah) , Russian because again mila kunis also with that I usually imagine her paternal grandmother to be a native Russian speaker. And sometimes French because Jackie is such a romantic that I think she’d learn French just out of romanticism. And she’s only ever break it out on occasion. The first time she breaks out Spanish around the gang Donna is doing Spanish homework and she mispronounces a phrase and then she’s like it’s actually “…” Everyone turns to look at her and she’s just like what ? Ironically Red is the first person to hear her speak Russian and it’s sort of an accident. Maybe when they’re working on a car she stumbles and mutters a curse or they’re watching tv and she translates a phrase unthinkingly. And he’s cool about it. Gonna spy on the commies ? Is his sort of thinking on it. And French : sometimes to make Hyde blush she’ll say things to him in French (which are usually romantic sometimes not but she’ll make him think they are) But Hyde actually gets all the languages when they get together she starts speaking them all more often. Sometimes when she’s mad she’ll flit all around.