So. A Very Important Personal Question Has Arrived.

So. A very important personal question has arrived.

Why the fuck do I like Tezcatlipoca.

I mean, think about it, the dude's not a good guy. He doesn't do good things. In fact, he actively does bad things (cough cough destroying humanity four times cough cough seducing Tlaloc's wife cough cough turning humans into monkeys).

And yet if you'll notice, most of my posts about aztec mythology are centered around him/Quetzalcoatl, and all of them at least mention him.

So why am I obsessed with a god that causes war, strife, and chaos?

*leans in close to whisper* No one knows.

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9

Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???

Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.

Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????

Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 16

Ares: Oh, geez, the doors are locked.

Ares: *Throws chair through the window*

Ares: Perfect.

This becomes more fitting/disturbing when you consider that the Aztecs made blood sacrifices to the gods.

That being said, many of the Aztec gods would have knowledge on what blood/different organs in the body would taste like, and dare I say, some would enjoy it.

Tezcatlipoca definitely does. That guy's a psychopath.

Tezcatlipoca: *licks a knife* Xipe Totec: what's wrong with you?? Tezcatlipoca: Oh, like you never lick a knife after you're done using it Xipe Totec: not during surgery!!

Like/reblog if Aztec mythology is underrated as fuck.

(also rb if you post about any kind of Aztec mythology. I need more of this content.)

Tezcatlipoca: I don't want your advice, period.

Quetzalcoatl: Yet you clearly need it.

Quetzalcoatl: lemme give you some friendly advice-

Tezcatlipoca: ew i dont want your advice

Quetzalcoatl: well then consider this some unfriendly advice