This Becomes More Fitting/disturbing When You Consider That The Aztecs Made Blood Sacrifices To The Gods.

This becomes more fitting/disturbing when you consider that the Aztecs made blood sacrifices to the gods.

That being said, many of the Aztec gods would have knowledge on what blood/different organs in the body would taste like, and dare I say, some would enjoy it.

Tezcatlipoca definitely does. That guy's a psychopath.

Tezcatlipoca: *licks a knife* Xipe Totec: what's wrong with you?? Tezcatlipoca: Oh, like you never lick a knife after you're done using it Xipe Totec: not during surgery!!

Tezcatlipoca being sunnier than Huitzilopochtli despite the fact that he was literally only half a sun is hilarious and too real

To keep up the ice cream gods thing i think Mictlantecuhtli would like lemon ice cream and Mictecacihuatl would like coffee icecream :]

>Mythos-soup

Yessss that's perfect, thanks kata :)

I think that Huitzilopochtli would like chocolate ice cream, because he's such a complex guy it would be hilarious if he had such a simple flavor (also the chocolate thing again because the four Tezcatlipocas would all have chocolate components in their ice cream and you can't convince me otherwise)

I can imagine Tezca and Huitzilopochtli's conversation about it going like

"Okay but you like chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes."

"Like, plain chocolate? Idk man I always thought you would like some kind of insane flavor like peanut butter cookie and chili crisp or some shit."

"..." *mildly disapproving stare*

"Sorry."

Like/reblog if Aztec mythology is underrated as fuck.

(also rb if you post about any kind of Aztec mythology. I need more of this content.)

So. A very important personal question has arrived.

Why the fuck do I like Tezcatlipoca.

I mean, think about it, the dude's not a good guy. He doesn't do good things. In fact, he actively does bad things (cough cough destroying humanity four times cough cough seducing Tlaloc's wife cough cough turning humans into monkeys).

And yet if you'll notice, most of my posts about aztec mythology are centered around him/Quetzalcoatl, and all of them at least mention him.

So why am I obsessed with a god that causes war, strife, and chaos?

*leans in close to whisper* No one knows.

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 6

Tlaloc: You're just dating Xochiquetzal to fuck with me, aren't you?

Tezcatlipoca: Nah, I'm dating Xochiquetzal cause she's hot. Fucking with you is just a bonus.

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9

Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???

Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.

Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????