Lockwood: If We Get In Trouble, I'm Going To Be Like A Lawyer To You. Okay?

Lockwood: if we get in trouble, I'm going to be like a lawyer to you. okay?

Lucy: okay.

*later*

Barnes: Lucy! sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Lockwood, whispering: deny everything.

Lucy, loudly: that's not a chair.

Lucy: If you had to choose between Lockwood and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

George: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Lockwood: George!

Lucy: 63 cents.

George: I'll take the money.

Lockwood: GEORGE!!!

we need to give the words "read" (present tense) and "read" (past tense) different spellings because of my fucking god this one gets me every time. its awful.

I am in fact- in high school

No Im not okay

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

I became mildly obsessed with making a haiku out of Taylor Swifts “Clara Bow” because the line:

You look like Taylor

Swift In this light We're loving

it, You've got edge (she never did)

Is almost a haiku but it doesn’t make any since with ‘she’ and it doesn’t have the right amount of syllables without, which was pissing me the fuck off. So obviously I had to make a haiku out of some part of the song…

Easy right? To make a haiku out of a few lines? It’s just 17 syllables, it can’t be that hard.

I had so much trouble and all I managed to come up with was this:

Take the glory, give

everything Promise to be

dazzling, you look like…

Which, while I do like it, you have to know it in the context of the song. Like if you heard this or saw this somewhere, it wouldn’t make since. Which is just really annoying.

Ugh I hate poetry

Peter Quill, about Thor: Not that hot

Tom Holland, not knowing what’s going on but feeling the Peter Parker Bi effect: ???

Later

Mantis: kick names, take ass

Tom Holland not knowing if that was intentional or a joke: w u t ?

Seriously the look he gives RDJ at that line sends me