No Shame Mammon, It Can Be Scary When You Dream Of Having No Money Left

No shame Mammon, it can be scary when you dream of having no money left 😔

*MC feeling around their bed in the dark trying to find their phone*

*MC grabs something*

MC:…

MC: Mammon is that you?

Mammon: no, im not here.

After eating lol, it's from eating too much, too fast, or right after eating, gotta stay upright cause then I feel a burning sensation on my throat T-T'

That is what gas reflux is anyways,

Mc: do you ever get a sharp pain in your chest but when you breath the pain got worst and you just thought "yeah, my time has come"?

The brothers: *looking at mc with a concern face* ..... No...

Mc: oh really because I just felt it, and right when I'm *inhaled sharply* it fucking hurts

The brothers: i- MC STOP THAT

Levi: Oh yeah, then you should totally come by my room!

Mammon: Hey, I wanna be included!

Levi: Oh, well we are going to watch a horror movie..

Mammon: Actually I forgot I got this thing going..

Levi: Lmao byeee.

Lilith: *Revives Mc*

Me irl: ..Wait.. isn't it against the rules to interfere with a human life? Isn't that what caused the war in the first place???

Mammon: *Finds Barbatos laying down on the sofa, with a blanket on* What the fu-

MC: He found a rat in the kitchen, and came here to crash for the night without even asking..

Mammon: And you're just gonna let him!?

MC: Yes.

Same Asmo.. same... Treat yourself right tho, you're killing me here 😤

Beelzebub: Wanna come to Hell's Kitchen with me? Asmodeus: I would, but I have to get on the treadmill. I majorly pigged out on a doughnut. (sighs) If only they had candy flavoured salad, or something.