It Is Me, I Am Bitches.

It is me, I am bitches.

Here stands the grave of Shinchiro Sano, beloved brother, and friend, by questionable gangs, no bitches though--

Y/N some kid who was born that year shoveling dirt away: You should have waited for me! I wouldn't reject you!

Dense Characters Who?

Arthur: Merlin? A Wizard? he would have a higher chance of taking out a dragon

Adrien: Marinette's just a friend, yes she looks exactly like Ladybug, but so does Kagami, It's just a coincidence, she can't possibly be Ladybug

Draco: Harry? The love of my life? please, Malfoy's don't love

Harry: Fixed glasses? Don't know them

Catra: What, do you want me to say something? My undying love for Adora, and the pain I felt after she left me and I realized she was a princess, and my unhealthy way of using anger as a means to project it? That's preposterous

Ruby: A full proof plan? We tried that, it failed, so now we fail in style

Usagi(Sailor Moon): I wonder who Tuxedo Mask could be

All of the sailor scouts: Blonde hair, blue eyes, bunhead? the princess cant possibly be Usagi.

Bloom: [has fire powers]

the Winx: Ya'll see something?

The Jealous Model

Just imagine Adrien experiencing both waves of pride and jealousy, while he watches Luka perform on stage. Happy that he can hear the song Luka worked months for, get the attention it deserves, screaming along with the crowd, while Nino shakes his shoulder, while he repeats in his mind: That's my fucking boyfriend!

Then comes the attention. The fans that would meet him afterwards. Luka would smile towards him him sadly, before turning to take a picture with another fan. Adrien was used to being on the receiving end of many fan signings. He knew how tiring it was. But, he would be lying if he said he wasn't jealous. He wanted to lay over Luka's back like a cat, and hiss at everyone. But he wouldn't. That still didn't stop him form sulking as Luka walked him home.

Adrien's just a silently, jealous, pouty boyfriend.

"They're Just Friends."

Adrien, being carried off by Luka: Luka? What are you doing?

Luka: you.

Adrien:

Luka: Marinette, told me to do what I love, I'm just taking her advice.

Continues to carry a very flustered, scared Adrien, past his gaggle of fangirls

Extra:

Marinette:

Kagami: stares.

Marinette:

Kagami: stares.

Marinette: Um, Kagami?

Kagami:

Marinette: please, say something.

Kagami: You never did to Adrien, and hoped he would like you

Marinette: I--

Kagami: I'm just using your method

Marinette: To get who--? Adrien's with Luka, and--

Kagami, pulls Marinette down by her collar, smiling:

Marinette: ...oh, Me!

Currently Losing my Mind

We all know how shipping works yes? And how when its

person A x person B, person A is the one who let's just say, politely doms/tops/wears the pants, and absolutely controls the soul of person B, yes?

So, in what Teen Wolf universe did this fandom make Stiles more of a dom/top than Derek? I-- is the ship not called Sterek. As in Stiles x Derek!-- How much control does Stiles have over this big, angry, werewolf!?

Derek is a power bottom, confirmed.

Fanfic writers, do what you wish.

We love him for it though

Takemichi out here proving that yes, you indeed do not forget your first love. Can't blame the guy, Hina's precious.