Mlb Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Adrien: Hi dad, what's for dinner?
Gabriel, *staring at the pancakes he just burnt*: Regret
Cat Noir: Hey Mari, do you want me to do a tarot card reading for you?
Mari: You can do that?
Cat Noir: Uh-huh. *lays down cards* Okay, so this one tells me you are a heavenly angle, this one says you can be clumsy at times, that one shows me you have a magical smile that lights up-
Marinette: Cat, those aren’t tarot cards, those are pictures of me.
Adrien: *entering his father’s room* Father? Do you want to have a quickie?
Gabriel: *chocking on the air* Wh-what?
Adrien: A quickie. You know, one of those tart things?
Gabriel: ...
Gabriel: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!!! AND YES I DO!
Ondine:I think we should break up.
Kim: Oh...
Ondine:It’s not you it’s me-
Alix: mArIo!
Chloe: I would never brag!
Alya: *deadpan* You once called yourself the proof of gods existence.
Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.
Cat Noir: ...
Ladybug: ...
Cat Noir: *starts to leave*
Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!
Bonus:
Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.
Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.
Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.
Kim: Marsu-what?
Max: Mar
Kim: Mar
Max: su
Kim: su
Max: pials
Kim: pials
Max: Marsupials
Kim: Marsupials
Max: Shall I explain it?
Kim: Yes, please.
Max: *explains*
Kim: Oh, makes sense.
Adrien’s first prank in his early childhood
Adrien: Mommy! Nathalie! Look! It’s muggy outside.
Emilie and Nathalie: *stop what they're doing*
Emilie: Again?
Nathalie: If we look outside and all the mugs are surrounding the house. I swear to-
Adrien: *wide eyes* Nathalie! You can’t swear! That’s not nice!
Nathalie: *sighs cause she knows she’s gonna regret this*
Nathalie: Do you want to do a really funny prank on your father with us?
Emilie: It's overdue. And with Adrien, no one can stop us!
Alix: *sets skull on table*
Nathaniel, Adrien: *look at her*
Nathaniel: Alix?
Alix: Yeah?
Adrien: Skull?
Alix: Oh, yeah, it’s my brother’s.
Adrien: Oh, okay.
Nathaniel: It’s your brother’s?!
Alix: He was annoying me, so I grabbed his skull and skated off, but don’t worry he has plenty.
Nathaniel: Alix, no, like what the fu-
Adrien: Nah, seems legit.
Nathaniel: *losing it*
Adrien and Alix: *don’t see what’s wrong*
Alix: Any idea what’s wrong with him?
Adrien: Not at all.
Alix: Me and the girls plan on getting ice cream, wanna tag along?
Adrien: Sure.
And this is the story of how Marinette and Adrien went on an ice cream date, all thanks to Alix’ brother’s skull.
markov needs a software update
markov: i will erase this from my memory markov to rose the next day: the world becomes a better place when you walk rose
"They're Just Friends."
Adrien, being carried off by Luka: Luka? What are you doing?
Luka: you.
Adrien:
Luka: Marinette, told me to do what I love, I'm just taking her advice.
Continues to carry a very flustered, scared Adrien, past his gaggle of fangirls
Extra:
Marinette:
Kagami: stares.
Marinette:
Kagami: stares.
Marinette: Um, Kagami?
Kagami:
Marinette: please, say something.
Kagami: You never did to Adrien, and hoped he would like you
Marinette: I--
Kagami: I'm just using your method
Marinette: To get who--? Adrien's with Luka, and--
Kagami, pulls Marinette down by her collar, smiling:
Marinette: ...oh, Me!