Here Are Some Random And Oddly Specific Obey Me Headcanons

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

Obey me has me in a brain rot chokehold.

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So once again I’m back, on mobile. Please ignore any grammatical errors and spelling mistakes. Not proofread sorry guys . Note there is some NSFW content mentioned but nothing super graphic.

How the Obey me brothers reacts to fanfic and fan art of themselves

So MC being MC goes online and is surprised (but not really) to find out a lot of people write fanfic and make fan art of the brothers and everyone else in Devildom so what better way to say “hello im back” then to bring a small collection of fan art and fanfic MC picked for them to see

*Fan fics will be X reader or x MC. They’ll be referring to it as their mc*

Lucifer

Overall isn’t very surprised to find out he has a loyal following, it’s definitely an ego boost finding out that people make art of him in both written and visual forms

Fan art

- looking at the first few pictures MC shared almost killed this man. Why is everyone drawing him sexually and with Diavolo of all demons!? He knows it’s a joke amongst his brothers for them to say but people can’t be serious.

- setting those pieces aside he moves onto the other (hopefully) less sexual content some cute art work of him and his brothers spending time together with MC and some little characters drawn of him (Levi told him is called chibi art style) Overall very pleasant

- and then he scrolled down and he saw a link to a website selling something called a “dakimakura” of him

-he clicked the link he scrolled for 2 seconds and he closed his laptop and drank demonus straight from the bottle

Fan fiction

- after about one bottle of demonus he thinks he might be able to handle reading some of the stories people have written of him surely it can’t be that bad right…..right

- he sees several categories to choose from so he goes one by one

Fluff- very cute he feels they can be alittle out of his usual self but nothing bad or outrageous he still smiles while reading it makes him feel cozy

Angst- it’s very dark and at times difficult to finish reading he’s been through enough pain and heartache for a lifetime so why are people writing stories about MC dying or something horrible happening to him and his brothers

Crack- Ok who gave mammon the chance to write stupid stuff about him in this list, wait it wasn’t mammon, is it a prank that Satan and belphie are trying to pull, no it’s fans writing this stuff…..he needs another bottle of demonus

Smut- ok back to sexual stuff I guess wait is this about him and MC so this is what they like he’ll probably be bookmarking those for later he’s not usually one to read stuff like this but he sees no harm in indulging in some human realm literature.

Mammon

ok let’s all be honest here mammon is puffing out his chest so much he might need help getting his chest back into place. It’s a huge ego boost just to hear people like him that much to draw art of him and especially to write about him. He says “of course they do! Who wouldn’t be inspired by the great mammon!” But in reality he’s honestly very flattered

Fan art

- he didn’t expect the amount of sexual art and even more so surprised at the amount of it with him blushing and looking so… submissive. (Why does everyone want to see him in a collar or being in his bunny suit or being tied up, honestly he doesn’t know how he feels about the last one) He scrolls down more and slowly the art has him in more of a dominant and powerful position

- he sees all of the cute art of him and MC together and he definitely saved some of the art on his phone but he will never admit to it. He sees alot of silly comics of everyone and some of them do make him laugh and he probably gets an idea or two of some schemes to try

- and the. We get back to the sexual side a lot and I mean ALOT of NSFW art of him and his MC this boy is blushing like crazy he quickly slams the laptop closed, he looks around and slowly opens the laptop back up to scroll down through more of the art

Fan fiction

-ok after he took some time to cool off from the heart attacks he had looking at the art MC picked he scrolls down to see what everyone is writing about him and he is again surprised not of the amount of writing but at the categories and how many there are

Fluff- ok so heart attack part two it’s not sexual so why is his heart racing he feels like kicking his feet and squealing like asmo does when he sees a cute dog or somethin. It’s too cute he feels so giddy but he quickly has to stop because what if his brothers see him or something he can’t be seen acting like asmo

Angst- he got through half a fic but once he saw it mentioned MC dying he couldn’t take it he remembered he already let them down once he never wants to relive that and never wants to let that happen again. Quickly scrolls past it or slams the laptop shut to return at a later time he has to find MC and hold them close just to be reassured that they’re safe

Crack- ok he’s back and he is reading these stories and laughing so hard he can barely breathe oh boy do humans know how to write his brothers or what! He almost bust a gut reading about everyone getting turned into cats!

Smut- he is once again red as a tomato he doesn’t know how to react all he knows is MC is letting him *%#*$! And he’s ^[+\<,? MCs €+•# and he can’t keep reading this at least not out in public

Levi

He’s no stranger to online fandoms and how creative and talented a lot of people are however he also knows how….weird the online community can get and to hear people actually want to draw and write about him a yucky otaku he’s not sure how to feel about it he’s so conflicted

Fan art

- oh boy he’s so excited however after looking at the first piece of fan art he has a panic attack why would someone draw him is such a sexual manner! HIM!? Of all of his brothers and with two well you know (if you know you know😜). This must be some normie tactic he can’t get his blush to cool down! I’m certain if you dipped him into some water it’d start boiling.

-ok he’s alittle bit calmer so he scrolls down and he sees a bunch of cute art work of him in chibi form and so much at of him cosplaying so many characters and they make him look so cool!!

-some of the little comics people draw of him and MC are so cute he honestly wants to commission some art from some of these artists

Fan fiction

-ok he’s prepared for these he’s basically putting war paint on to get through this

-all ready notices categories and the number of fics are not just impressive but once again concerning are these all about him!

Fluff- aww he’s not stranger to fluff he loves reading fluff fics they’re just so cute and wholesome although he does start to giggle when he reads about MC being adorable does start to blush and wonder if he’d ever be able to be as smooth and charming to MC as he is in these fics

Angst- he read the tags nope nope and nope he’s not dumb and he’s not going through anything with those tags

Crack- and once again we’re in the realm of fics he reads a lot I mean how could he not love a story about him being in a video game and he’s the hero and as a bonus his brothers having no idea what to do getting lost and losing battles against some low level slimes, he of course saves the princess wait the princess is asmo…nevermind he hates this one..Next!

Smut- he saw it’s about him and MC he basically explodes he can’t handle this he just can’t….maybe he could try to maybe read them in his room at night he doesn’t want the fans hard work to go to waste and MC made this list does that mean MC wants him to….with them.. ok boy passed out and he’s losing blood fast! Who knew a nose could lose that much blood

Satan

Being a lover for several forms of fiction he’s not only excited but is actually very touched that he is appreciated so much that people want to make any form of art of him. Thinking he’s nothing more than a wrathful punishment to Lucifer always cast in his shadow to have fans of him for him makes him feel seen.

Fan art

-remember how he said he was excited well after scrolling down and seeing the third picture down he’s not as excited, not only is it rather spicy but he’s always in some sort of animal clothing most of the time it’s cat related while yes he love all things cats he likes other things to like…..well he’s certain given enough time he can find something to mention. OK WHY IS EVERYONE DRAWING HIM IN A MAIDS OUTFIT WITH CAT EARS ON!

-he’s half tempted to slam the laptop shut and throw it at the wall but he takes a breath. He keeps scrolling and does find some cute and peaceful art of him reading and some very aesthetically pleasing pieces of him in libraries. He also starts to see some silly stuff of him as well.

-soon he gets to some art of MC and him and while he’s not one to get flustered he does go red when he sees some art of MC in some cat based clothing they have on ears and a tail and well not much else. He can’t help but save it onto his phone no one can know!

-the other pieces are not much more than silly comics here and there but overall the art ended on a good note

Fan fiction

-now this is what he’s truly excited for! He wonders how the fans will write about him seeing the amount and types of categories definitely gets him excited!

Fluff- so cute and cozy he loves the amount of comfort people try to give him and how they show the more sensitive side of him showing how much he loves books and how much he enjoys reading and learning over all he feels seen in some way

Angst- he took time to read the summaries first and he’s honestly afraid to read them especially after feeling the comfort and warmth of the previous stories he doesn’t want to take that away so maybe he’ll read them but for now he’s going to skip over them

Crack- while his not particularly a fan of all the things people write about in these stories whenever they bring up Lucifer’s annoyance he’s very happy. Once he found more stories with the anti Lucifer league he’s taking notes for future plans. (New search history entry demon strength itching powder)

Smut- He is no stranger to this sort of writing however he’s never seen anything of him specifically and most of them are of him and MC, all the sort of things he does to them in these stories is so graphic and well written. Remembering this list was compiled by MC themselves he takes several notes, he’ll definitely be referring back to these stories later.

Asmo

Let’s be real for a second he’s seen so much fan art and fan fiction written about him already by his fans down in Devildom so seeing humans writing and drawing him isn’t surprising, as always he’s flattered and appreciates their work but not surprised at all

Fan art

- all the art work he sees is amazing! Well it is of him so it’s going to be beautiful no matter what! He takes time to loving gaze upon the art and maybe saving a few to recreate later on on his socials as a thank you to the artists.

Fan Fiction

-He’s very excited to see what his creative fan have written about him, although he may not seem it he’s also a tad worried about if all the writing will be sexual or about his appearances he wants people to know he’s more than the avatar of lust and while fan art might not be able to capture it writing could definitely reflect how people perceive him.

Fluff- as soon as he sees this tag he’s curious and hopeful and when he reads the stories his fears are melting away as well as his heart, everything is so sweet and pure and overall cozy he feels so relieved people are writing about him as a person not just the avatar of lust and making sure he feels true comfort and love

Angst- his heart drops when he notices some of the tags being rather familiar with tags for online posts he’s mindful to check these and he can’t read anything without feeling guilty or betrayed in someway he wants fluff. But he also notices there’s not much angst for him at all which helps the blow a lot knowing not maybe people want to write him in such a hurtful way.

Crack- he’s having a good time reading these little stories, some of them are things he could never see happening but that’s what makes them so funny. Mammon paying everything they owes clearing his debts wow these fans really know how to write unrealistic stories but still find it humorous!

Smut- Surprise he knew there’s plenty of this online he saw the word counts and was confused how many ways can someone describe the filthy things they want to do with him. He does notice that even if the smut these people write they still took time to show care for him as an individual he’s almost moved to tears. He wants to thank so many people be prepared for several appreciation videos and live streams!

Note: Alright y’all this took so long to write and it’s insanely long already I’ll definitely do a part two with Beel,Belphie, Dia and anyone else y’all would like. But since this was written over the course of a few days I didn’t want it to feel disjointed so I’m cutting it off here and hopefully y’all will enjoy it

So I’m still trying to figure out what spam liking is and im still not totally clear, but if I’ve ever spam liked your stuff just know I’m not trying to be a bother or anything I just truly love your work so if it bothers you please let me know. Like i might’ve mentioned before I believe like spamming got me blocked from reading fics from someone’s blog I really liked and i can only image it’s from like spamming (i never spoke to them or sent them anything or even commented on their stuff). But I’m rambling I just needed to ramble and apologize.

Forgot to update I’m now 26 and still on the crunchy side however in some parts are getting soggy!

I’m pretty sure cup noodles are only supposed to cook for 3 minutes….it’s been 24 years and I think the corn is still crunchy. I am a 24 year old cup noodle with crunchy corn, I’m not proud of it but what else is there to be at this point.