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More Sim Team Rocket.

More Sim Team Rocket.

More Sim Team Rocket.

This sums up the household pretty well, I think. Jessie is randomly doing push-ups, Meowth is talking and doesn't care if the other two are listening (possibly having a Giovanni fantasy), and I don't even know what James is doing back there.

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They survived the first night in the cursed Sim shack! Their reward is a proper toilet.

Not a comfortable toilet, mind, but at least they won't get attacked by squirrels when they need to pee.

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Meowth, when you tell him to take a bath.

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A casual family portrait of sorts. (Human Meowth finally got in the bath like I told him to.)

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More Sim Team Rocket.

James nearly chopped off a finger making their breakfast salad, but he's not bothered by it.

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Meanwhile, Jessie paints the Arnolfini Wedding.

"More like the Arnolfurry Wedding."

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Meowth rudely spurns James's cooking to eat the leftover fruitcake even though HE KNOWS it'll give him an uncomfortable moodlet.

Nice to know his mild masochism carried over to the Sims world.

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Kitty Meowth you get your butt out of that salad! James slaved over that counter for five whole minutes to make that!

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He actually put that in his mouth.

"Waste not, want not."

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"DO NOT WANT," says Jessie of the cat butt salad.

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Meowth plays guitar to Meowth. Nice to see him bonding with himself.

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The bees were in a bad mood that day.

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Poor James.

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James and Meowth take turns pushing each other on the swings.

They look so happy.

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Meowth kept giving this look at James's butt. If they get together in the Sims, at least they'll be the same species.

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**Crossovers count for multiple fandoms ONLY if you included characters from both worlds. If you just borrowed the setting/a few story elements, then only count the main fandom**


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1 year ago

another crackfic dream i had

i was plagued by a ghostly apparition of james, haunting my bathroom and howling "why must you torment me with such trials and tribulations eeeehoohoohoo (james noises)"

and in the corner, there was a wraithlike meowth lamenting the fact that ghost james didn't have any feet for him to lick


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