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I agree.

(possibly gross elaboration involving elephants below cut, just to be safe.)

My favorite animals like to stick their trunks up each other's butts and eat what they find up there. While I, a human socialized into human society with human norms, might find this a little gross (and also pretty funny), I don't think it is immoral (and if you know anything about the digestive system of elephants and their general society, you could even argue that this is a necessary ritual for them). I certainly don't want to outlaw or punish elephants having a bit of an anal spelunking session with their herdmates.

It doesn't even lessen my liking for elephants.

You have to be at peace with the fact that not everything you find disgusting is immoral. There's no secret way out of it.

My first Dark Pinky Thursday and I post narfcest.

okay but none of you are asking the real questions

Are any of these monkeys the same monkey that keeps terrorizing that poor weasel all around the cobbler's bench? Absolute weapon menace.

And don't you even try to tell me, "Oh, it's a weasel, they deserve it." Fuck you, don't be weaselist. You try going "POP" at the end of every verse, then tell me how being a weasel is.

honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

mfw I find myself writing a scene in which Pinky is gleefully chugging a thimble of goat's blood because he's pregnant with a demon (who will grow up to look and act like Dark Pinky and probably try to seduce Brain while impersonating Pinky) due to one of Brain's world domination schemes while Brain watches in horror and fascination

how many times will I inflict this Gabrielle's Hope-ass plot on a male character I like

Its a bit silly, but when it comes to f/f for me it feels to like. exposing. to write or create. like i can hide behind the Man Of It All when its m/m and not I’m like revealing so much of myself. It doesn’t really make a lot of sense, but writing f/f just feels horrifically vulnerable

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That is one of the standard reasons people give, yes.