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6 months ago

I agree.

(possibly gross elaboration involving elephants below cut, just to be safe.)

My favorite animals like to stick their trunks up each other's butts and eat what they find up there. While I, a human socialized into human society with human norms, might find this a little gross (and also pretty funny), I don't think it is immoral (and if you know anything about the digestive system of elephants and their general society, you could even argue that this is a necessary ritual for them). I certainly don't want to outlaw or punish elephants having a bit of an anal spelunking session with their herdmates.

It doesn't even lessen my liking for elephants.

You have to be at peace with the fact that not everything you find disgusting is immoral. There's no secret way out of it.


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10 years ago
I Was Reading The Snow Queen.

I was reading The Snow Queen.


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2 years ago

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite unpopular media that should get more attention


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Hatched With An Innate Greed For Junk Food, Ring-billed Gulls Are Well Known For Their Brash Muggings

Hatched with an innate greed for junk food, Ring-billed Gulls are well known for their brash muggings in broad daylight. While many consider them to be little more than petty snack robbers, some specimens have been observed to coordinate with as many as eleven other gulls in order to commit culinary grand larceny. Above is the only known photograph of Larus Delaware, suspected ringleader of the 2007 Italian Truffle Heist.

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Unhappy With The Previous Photograph Distributed By The Police, Notorious Criminal Larus Delaware Has

Unhappy with the previous photograph distributed by the police, notorious criminal Larus Delaware has hired a personal photographer. As ever, this foodie filcher remains cautious and only releases photographs after his crimes have been pinned on hapless stooges. Above, Larus Delaware strikes a commanding pose, with the reverse of the photograph (not shown) bearing the inscription “Sad to hear about all that stolen tree juice, but at least you caught everybody responsible [winking bird face drawing] -LD”, presumably a reference to the recent convictions of people involved in the Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012.


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1 year ago

hey do you like my outfit.

Hey Do You Like My Outfit.
Hey Do You Like My Outfit.

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1 year ago

MARVEL BRING THIS BACK IMMEDIATELY

MARVEL TREND: Crop Tops

MARVEL TREND: Crop Tops
MARVEL TREND: Crop Tops
MARVEL TREND: Crop Tops
MARVEL TREND: Crop Tops
MARVEL TREND: Crop Tops

Thanks @deadbenparker for sending me that Peter Parker gem! 💖


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2 months ago

welcome back to uzi finds the most fucked up songs on the internet, part, i don’t even know😭😭 ok i love this song, BUT THE LYRICS MAKE ME WANT TO DIE


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1 month ago

They’re as hype worthy as pink box donuts, but with the benefit of knowing crumbl was in trouble for child labor.

About to try Crumbl Cookies for the first time… are they worth the hype? 👀


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2 months ago
Elon Its Me, Your Guardian Angel. Taylor Swift Has Endorsed A Political Candidate You Dont Likeyou Have

elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side


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2 years ago

Hell yeah! Give your fanfics Marfan’s Syndrome!!!

sometimes i need to remind myself that i’m writing fanfiction for free and i’m allowed to have a shitty sentence or two


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4 years ago

Sorry to rip off the bandaid, but this one doesn’t work. At all. You just get a wet, dirty wall and no cool moss.

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide


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2 years ago

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)


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3 years ago

If I see one more person complain about Pride Month “being shoved in their faces” I’m going to break something


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