Why Wouldn't The Lord Love Me

Why wouldn't the Lord love me

even as I am transfixed by his ass?

Ask me to tie his shoe now as a game-

and give all my love in a swoon of shame.

Am I the only one thinking he didn't just stare at the cute French soldier but got down to business with him?

GAY ASS POEM😭😭😭😭🫵🫵🫵🫵

Old friends, memory brushes the same years Silently sharing the same fears

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

The asshole most likely being Oðinn lol

Disclaimer: I don't feel any hate between 'em, I feel the strongest bond. Still, I sense a good amount of bickering too. So. There you go.

I feel like Loki would own a flip phone. But only for the pure satisfaction of slamming it shut when he gets into an argument with an asshole on the other line.

Hello I'm totally normal about them in case you were wondering ok bye

In Restless Dreams trailer gifs

I think we as fans of these marvelous idiots don't talk enough about this. So. Have a listen, and then let's talk about this! And if any of you native speakers get what the hell they're saying at the beginning, you'll have my perennial gratitude.

I feel this 🔥

Me, first approaching the gods: “Hi, I have a fountain of issues that will constantly make things difficult, I’ve got this 50 cent candle and my undying love for you. 👉🏻👈🏻🥺”

The gods: “Hell yeah.”