I Used To Play Soccer. Once At A Torment My Team Had Been Playing With Minimal Subs In The HOT Summer

I used to play soccer. Once at a torment my team had been playing with minimal subs in the HOT summer heat. Where we we located the closest natural shade was was probably a three, two yards a way. None of our parents had brought umbrellas or those cover tents so we were basically running our asses off in cruel heat for the entire length of the game.

Well, just before half tine this one girl on my team faints. The coaches and ref rush her to the bench and eventually she comes to while waiting for the paramedics. They tell her to hydrate. This girl grabs her CUCUMBER VILE GREEN GATORADE and starts sipping it down. I tell her, she should really be drinking water. She goes 'no I'm fine'.

Yeah. OoOKay.

She pukes not even a mintue later. And let me tell you it came out the same shade of green as when it went in.

Now whenever I see Cucumber Gatorade, I remember that girl and how grow it must have been to throw that garbage up.

Moral of the story; Don't drink Cucumber Gatorade, kids✌

Humor me for a second. Imagine if there was one more regular Critical Role player to make Laura and Marisha's starting dou a trio.

Hear me out... now make their pc a centaur. You have Laundna the creepy warlock, Imogen cowgirl sorcerer, and their cluess cinnamon role centaur third.

Picture this Brian Murphy, Matt Mercer, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Aabria Iyengar as players for a short d&d series. GMed by Anthony Burch.

Series premise; DB20. The four play as themselves attending San Diego comic-con. There have been rumors of strange goings on after dark and whispers of panelists disappearing. It's up to the players to solve the mystery that threatens to make this the last SDCC ever.

Also there should be a fifth person who plays an intern to one of the other players.

When will Disney announce MY dream Disney+ show Never Ever After? You know the show that takes place in the town beside the Disney logo. The one that follows a traditional background character who decides to unionize the other bcs and demand their happily ever afters.

Where's that show?

Jpegs are noncommittal. They struggle to hold themselves together. They wouldn't be able to support a Png.

Do you think a png and a jpeg could on purposed kiss?

Indy: "I spent so long waiting in the wings, my feathers decayed and I didn't even notice."

FCG: ...

Indy: "How can I fly now, with nothing but hollow bones?"

The Rest of the Bells totally not eavesdropping: