Welcome To Wizard Garage Sale

Welcome to wizard garage sale

Everything must go

(I'm moving to a new tower in another plane of existence and I can't take it all with me, because of import laws )

Talking skull £30

will tell you all about steam trains

Anti candles £12 each

produce darkness instead of light

Spare Spell book £25

Mostly conjuration and transfiguration spells

Komodo dragon familiar -NA-

Needs to go to a loving home. To be adopted not bought.

Magic beans £60

Will grow overnight into a magic beanstalk

Low level spell scrolls £1.50 each

Flying magic bicycle £499.99

Vintage, Top speed Mach 3, slightly scratched paint otherwise in good condition

Animated suit of armour £64

Named Reginald. (Warning not stainless. Reginald needs to be cleaned regularly to prevent rusting )

Assorted knick-knacks thingamajigs and doohickeys, 99p each. By one get one free

Enchanted Banjo £40

when played spits fire at 2300°C

Sturdy cauldron £28

Seen better days but still usable

Evil Cursed Sofa bed of despair £10

I don't know if it's the magic or just the design but this sofa bed is always just a tiny bit less comfortable than you can possibly bear. It's also possessed by an Eldritch entity.

(reblog and tell me what you bought so I can keep track of stock and record my sales. I don't want to be caught by the magic IRS, they use dragons )

That's a genius idea !

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

Okay, so I created an identify mold spell like I said I was going to, and I tried it out on a few patches of mold I found around.

Anyway, it showed that the mold on the moldy bread was not related to me, which is good, and it successfully identified the species of most of the other mold patches I tried it on... except for one patch, which the spell said was actually a small extension of an immense otherdimensional eldritch being known as G'tar the Ineffable into our level of existence.

So yeah, either the spell still has a glitch or two or, uh, I've got other things to worry about.

“Genies are evil because you have to be very specific with your requests, they don’t understand human lingo”

Counterpoint

“Genies are neurodivergent”