Mammon Faces That I Regularly Make Since I Usually Don't Interact With People Unless I Want Something

Mammon faces that I regularly make since I usually don't interact with people unless I want something from them

He is my everything, can't wait to see more of him.

Why Mammon is objectively better

Mammon: Teleports in style, with sick explosions and confetti.

Asmodeus: Walks like the pea-brained cock he is.

Mammon: Very shaped and thus naturally adept at loafing.

Asmodeus: Neon cue tip looking headass, built like a drumstick without the drum, couldn't loaf for shit.

Mammon's full demon form: Kickass spider-tick-centipede-earwig hybrid while still keeping his awesome base design.

Asmodeus' full demon form: He just goes bigger and on fire.

Mammon: Confident and manages to have hoards of fans while being open about his many flaws.

Asmodeus: So insecure and lacking public good will that he had to hide his relationship for who knows how long and the dumbass couldn't even do that right.

Mammon: Thrives based on the sin he has dominion over, runs numerous industries that supply all of Hell with slews of products for every occasion.

Asmodeus: Doesn't even understand how his sin is supposed to work and his whole ring and all his businesses aren't good for shit unless you're feeling thirsty.

In case you couldn't tell, this is an Ass-modeus hate blog now. All hail Mammon!

Wait wait wait I think you're onto something??

Like in demonology Moloch is a powerful demon, maybe a demon down in hell went "I haven't seen this bastard in three years where tf did he go" and goes up to find him, possessing Patty in the process

Maybe that's what the seven circles of hell image on the spoiler collage is for???

First off, I never thought about the idea that we might actually see the SM universe version of hell.

And second, the idea i actually had was more like a rival demon who sees Moloch stuck in Dexter's body and goes "Oh, so you do possession, huh?" and then possesses Patty simply because she's the nearest person.

Also! Also! this fits as a parallel to my idea of an angel-obsessed rival for Susie, maybe their even Gregor's grandkid!

HAPPY H'WEEN!!!

I wanted to do something SM related but the new episode of Helluva Boss introduced Mammon and he consumed my brain so I couldn't get anything done in time. On the bright side, it means more fun when episode 6 drops!

Visability reblog

Trick or treat ?

Treat!

Here's a cute little idea, Mammon would sometimes end up looking after baby Charlie, he initially thought it would by annoying but would try to entertain her with little tricks (using his stripped tongue like a noisemaker and so on). He ended up finding her so cute that he would frequently volunteer to babysit her. Even in the present, where Charlie wouldn't usually like to associate with someone like Mammon, and vice-versa, the two actually get along great and have a lot of niece-uncle in-jokes. In case you're wondering, yes, Asmodeus is jealous of this.

ALL HAIL MAMMON, THE BEST SIN!