EJ Is A Smartass, But He Takes Things Way To Literally And Isnt Exactly Up To Date With Modern Internet

EJ is a smartass, but he takes things way to literally and isn’t exactly up to date with modern internet culture since he got turned in the early 2000s. Bros so fucking unseriously serious

He’ll ask a harmless question and Toby will be like “Fuck you go die” and he’ll just stand there like “Ok 🧍‍♂️”

Or he’ll insult someone in the most straightforward way. Ben talks shit and EJ just “You’re short. And ugly.”

The one thing that cracks Toby the fuck up is Jacks habit of saying “I see”, and he doesn’t see the irony in it either (pun not intended)

I've said this before but Why do people position "themes and analysis" and "shipping" as mutually exclusive opposites. maybe I find two characters thematically interesting and want them to analytically fuck about it.

I get the whole “lacking empathy doesn’t make you a bad person as long as you show compassion to others” thing, but I don’t completely agree.

You don’t need to show compassion to others all the time in order to be a good person. I understand how hard it is for someone who lacks empathy to care about someone enough to be compassionate towards them, especially when you just don’t give a fuck.

I think people have this idea that you need to be kind and friendly and care about others all the time. Thats not something some people, especially with ASPD, can achieve all the time.

Sometimes the most you can do is just stop yourself from being argumentative asshole and thats fine. Whatever your coping mechanisms are to limit the damage is fine. You don’t need to extend compassion to people if you can’t. You’re not a bad person for being unable to do so.

How the fuck do people have mutuals without immediately wanting to befriend the fuck out of them. Am I just too much of an extrovert?

If someone interacts with my posts a lot I KNOW. I SEE YOU MF!! I remember names and shit and the social butterfly urge to make them my friend kills me. But alas some things are best kept as they are 🐐

Tobys favourite thing about Clockwork is her laugh. It’s a loud obnoxious laugh that sounds like a witches cackle but he absolutely adores it. He would throw himself to the ground just to hear her laugh

Clockworks favourite thing about Toby is his hands. She’ll always stubbornly grab his hand and tell him off if he says anything about it. Her thumb will run over the bite marks and scars, she’s just always gotta be holding his hand

Toby is a piece of shit serial killer but hes such a fucking dumbass. Bro will tear up at the sight of basic math, talks way too much, he makes yo momma jokes and has a T-shirt that says “I <3 BOOBS”. Definitely talks mad game but freezes up when a pretty girl talks to him, stuttering and saying the most fucked up shit and scaring her off.

“Hey whats your name”

“Im actually wanted by the police for killing 2 women and leaving their heads on a families porch. So I cant give you my name. But you can call me anytime ;)”