UMMM WHAT

UMMM WHAT——

i decided to look up “Bill Cipher” in newspapers out of boredom and this article is from 1912 in KANSAS——

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

my PERSONAL HEADCANON is that Shermie is an older brother of Stan and Ford and that baby in A Tale of Two Stan’s is just a kid that their mom was babysitting for a friend or something

She’ll be fine

alex hirsch was hired by big english teacher to make people give a shit about the great gatsby

i’m surprised i don’t see more in fics and such (as if i’ve read fanfiction in a while ha) where the clones accelerated aging is just kinda written out….

it’s honestly one of my least favorite things abt the clones is the fact that they all probably would be dead within 30-45 years of being “born” just from old age (but most probably just got killed before then)

like it would be easy to write out… like they were given stuff each year like a shot to keep their advanced aging until they were in their 20s or so (biologically)