I Feel Like We Don't Spend Enough Time Appreciating Rimmer As A Cowboy.

I feel like we don't spend enough time appreciating Rimmer as a cowboy.

Tried creating my OC, the lovely Sephy, in an AI art app. I don't think it understood what a JMC uniform was, or that it was meant to be 2 sizes too big. 🤔

And this isn't a fanfic because ...?

“When I first watched Red Dwarf in the early 90s, I thought both Rimmer and Lister were so hot that they gave me my first ever threesome fantasy. I won’t tell you how old I was, let’s just say I couldn’t have been a full member of the golf club and leave it that”.

Admin note: Whoa, someone is honest! I don’t blame you! Haha

It’s funny as I have another confession that’s similar ;)

Just to give you warning - in case this offends you! Not everyone is OK with reading about sexual explicity stuff…

But I hope no one is offended as most RD fans are old enough to not be disgusted or confused by this.

I don’t think this fully counts as NSFW but I’ll tag it that way just in case!

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Red Dwarf (UK TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Arnold Rimmer/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Characters, Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, The Cat (Red Dwarf), Kryten (Red Dwarf), Holly (Red Dwarf) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Developing Relationship, Episode Related, Original Character(s), Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Angst, Attempt at Humor Summary:

Sephy may not know who she is or where she comes from, but she does know she doesn't like a certain hologram. Which is fine, because he doesn't like her either. The two just have nothing in common.

Or do they?

Question for my fellow writers, how do you write convincing smut?

I have tried, repeatedly, to do it since my current wip will require it at some point, but it always ends up reading as mechanical. I can't quite get the spark of proper passion or heat.

Need your advice, because this is driving me batty.

Have I added a new chapter to my Red Dwarf fanfic recently? No.

Did I just get an idea for an entirely new one and really need to write that, as in physically need it to live? Yes. Yes I did.