Rimmer X Lister - Tumblr Posts
And this isn't a fanfic because ...?
“When I first watched Red Dwarf in the early 90s, I thought both Rimmer and Lister were so hot that they gave me my first ever threesome fantasy. I won’t tell you how old I was, let’s just say I couldn’t have been a full member of the golf club and leave it that”.
Admin note: Whoa, someone is honest! I don’t blame you! Haha
It’s funny as I have another confession that’s similar ;)
Just to give you warning - in case this offends you! Not everyone is OK with reading about sexual explicity stuff…
But I hope no one is offended as most RD fans are old enough to not be disgusted or confused by this.
I don’t think this fully counts as NSFW but I’ll tag it that way just in case!
This is not my fic, but goddammit if its not the best Red Dwarf fanfic I've ever read. Someone get this person a job writing for the show, right bloody now.
Also I need to be this persons best friend.
Do NOT tell me they haven't secretly been in love for years.
New edit time because Rimster has consumed my soul
Me, the first time I read a fanfic: okay, I'll just use incognito and, oh good, I don't have to type the whole sentence, Google has autofilled. Okay. So technically I didn't do this, Google did. immediately closes window as soon as someone walks by and burns upon reading.
Me now: Ten screens open, all on Rimster smut, completely unapologetic, will read on public transport.
First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳
Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏
I love them so much…
If I have time I’ll draw them properly
Ooo boy! Will I actually finish this drawing?? Who knows! It’s a real mystery…
Sloppy makeouts for the win! Aka: How Rimmer should have reacted to becoming hardlight (ft. Cat)… I am so incredibly sorry to everyone who knows me. T-T