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And this isn't a fanfic because ...?

“When I first watched Red Dwarf in the early 90s, I thought both Rimmer and Lister were so hot that they gave me my first ever threesome fantasy. I won’t tell you how old I was, let’s just say I couldn’t have been a full member of the golf club and leave it that”.

Admin note: Whoa, someone is honest! I don’t blame you! Haha

It’s funny as I have another confession that’s similar ;)

Just to give you warning - in case this offends you! Not everyone is OK with reading about sexual explicity stuff…

But I hope no one is offended as most RD fans are old enough to not be disgusted or confused by this.

I don’t think this fully counts as NSFW but I’ll tag it that way just in case!

Need your help guys. The next chapter of my fic is supposed to be Camille, and besides the obvious "Oh look, she looks at the thing that can turn into your deepest desires and it's turned into Rimmer" I really don't know what to do with it.

All suggestions/ideas welcome. Is there something you wish was in that episode? Do you have an idea you wish someone would write? Let me know, I need help!

Guys, I'm just imagining being the only girl on Red Dwarf and frankly, I think it'd be an absolute nightmare.

Imagine it, testosterone all over the place. Like, he'd settle down eventually but for the first week you'd have to put up with Lister constantly reminding you that you *are* the only living woman left in the universe technically. He'd stop eventually and actually be a really good friend, except very occasionally if he got too drunk, but he'd never actually try anything.

And then there's Kryten seeing absolutely no issue with doing your laundry along with everyone else's, so you walk into the kitchen or the mess room one day and your underwear is just drying on a line, while everyone else is trying to eat and pretending they haven't noticed. Not to mention that every month you'd have the added bonus (humiliation) of a banner stretched across one wall saying 'Have a Happy Period', just because Kryten would make it his duty to know about these things.

The Cat, well I really don't know how he'd react to be honest. He'd either flirt constantly or just treat you the same as he does Lister since, you know, you're both technically monkeys to him.

And Rimmer would just decide that he doesn't like you, just because he's hopeless with women and assumes you won't like him, so it just saves time. He'd spend most of his time rolling his eyes at the soppy rom-coms you and Lister bond over.

Basically at some point you will end up building a blanket fort in a corner of the cargo bay and hiding in there with biscuits and a book where no-one can find you.

Edited to add: It'd be slightly better when Holly becomes a woman, if for no other reason than it just *feels* nice to see another female face.

This face. This face right here. This is the face that has me convinced that if you gave this boy a nudge in the right direction he'd make Christian Grey look like a Catholic choir boy.

New chapter of Persephone is up, in which Sephy questions her place on Red Dwarf, and finds an unusual voice of reason.