Excuse You Where Is The Hat?

Excuse you where is the hat?

Series XI & XII Rimmer if he was still green

So fed up with this writers block. Like, I'm done. I'm just funking done. If someone could take off the top of my head and put some damn ideas in there that would be great.

I need her to be both my parents simultaneously.

Guys, if this is offensive please tell me and I'll remove, but frankly, I'm starting to realise I need more unapologetically gay men in my life.

if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me

There will be scones?

Darling I'm English. There will always be time for tea and scones.

This face. This face right here. This is the face that has me convinced that if you gave this boy a nudge in the right direction he'd make Christian Grey look like a Catholic choir boy.