I've Just Said This On Someone Else's Post, But You Cannot Convince Me That Somebody Was Hired For S5

I've just said this on someone else's post, but you cannot convince me that somebody was hired for s5 who didn't have a huge crush on Chris Barrie, because that season is basically Rimmer being put in ridiculous situations that require him to either be half dressed or ludicrously soft, and you're not telling me they weren't suddenly aware of the fanservice.

Dear email inbox,

I do not care what's in the middle of Lidl this week.

I do not care what new range Lush has launched (that's a lie I do)

I do not care that I still have audible credits. Has Chris Barrie narrated another audio book? No? Then piss off.

I do not care that Good Housekeeping has the perfect traybake for winter (seriously how did I get on a fucking Good Housekeeping mail list?)

If the email is not from AO3 I. DON'T. CARE!

That is my rant.

Holy hell in a handbasket, just when you thought he couldn't get any better!

Can't ... cope. Hurts ... gaaaaah!!!

So ... you know how Rimmer can change outfits and stuff just by asking Holly to do it for him?

Like, does he have that voice locked or can anyone do it?

Just wondering.

I'm trying to write but it's not 2am and I'm not hangry and half delirious with exhaustion so of course it's not working.

Me, writing: Okay, this is fine. I've written smut before, I can do this.

My brain: What are you doing?! People are going to see this! They'll think we're weird!

Me, smacking head against wall.