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Damian: .....

Jon: .....

Jon: We're not gonna sword fight at our wedding because I proposed to you while you teaching me how to sword fight.

Damian: WHY NOT-

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randomthings505

7 months ago

I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg

Like for ex:

"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"

Dick's got two hands.

"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"

Tim's got two hands.

"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"

CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!

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randomthings505

9 months ago

Jon: *Just watched the (old?) 'Matter baby' Tiktok trend*

Jon: Hey Dames?

Damian: What, farm boy?

Jon: Would you rather eat- uhh -pizza or matter baby for the rest of your life?

Damian: What's a matter baby?

Jon: Nothi-

Damian: No baby's matter.

Damian: ✨Abortion✨

Jon: Damian-

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8 months ago

Tim: Men have prostutes in their ass for a reason, people!

Kon: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.

Tim: Character development.

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6 months ago

A fun family conversation I walked in on with the Batfam

*Jason, Bruce, Dick, Tim, Steph, Damian coming back from idk- the batcave*

Steph: Yeah, that's far. But have you seen Michelle? He is definitely homophobic

Jason: What?! That's fucking bull! I seen the way he looks at Lorelei's brother

Dick: Everyone looks at Luke like that!

Tim: No.... No, that's just you and Michelle....

Steph: Is it the red hair?

Tim: Also, Michelle? Homophobic. No questions asked.

Jason: No his not!

Steph: Yes! He! Is!

Tim: Have you gotten to episode 5 where Sophia was just doing her job then her girlfriend came in because she forgot her lunch, and as soon as she left Michelle was on her ass!

Dick: He was making fun of her FOR forgetting her lunch because she is the Head Chef and it's ironic! NOT because she has a girlfriend!

Bruce: *Just coming out of the batcave and sighs* What are they fighting about now?

Damian: Michelle, from the new show their watching, and if his homophobic or gay.

Bruce: Oh. I didn't think he was homophobic or gay, I just thought he was like that because he is French

Everyone's responds being like: Ohhhhhhh

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