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nah cause my roman empire is the fact that black swan is "cisne negro" in the spanish subs while sunday is just sunday and not "domingo" or boothill not being "botacolina" like bestie WHY, the opportunity is RIGHT. THERE.



The last resort
so i've been seeing people talk about theories and stuff and how hey haven't shown supposedly any pyro vision holders in natlan, other than the archon herself ig, but,,, didn't atea have a pyro vision?? i swear i saw one when we spoke to her just as she was giving us that rock talisman thingy
the cardcaptor au i'm begging for is where damian and tim find the clow book, while arguing or smth they let loose all the cards, then make it a competition to see who can be the "better cardcaptor"
kero is just there, vibing with the ride (he gets unlimited snacks, and damian, especially, likes to spoil him). the boys hide kero from everyone cause what bat communicates willingly?? yeah.
they keep it secret from the rest of the batclan tho somehow JL dark/the more magically inclined heroes find out and have bets as to who will have most cards at the end and how the final judgment thing will go (constantine won by a small technicality, it irked zatanna and raven to no end)
tim and damian would also have opposite types of magic (like im thinking tim would lean more into moon magic while damian is more sun)
alfred knows whats going on as he helps cover for the two without their knowledge, even leaves extra treats and meals around for kero which the boys just sum up to "alfred knows all" *coughhe'syuecoughcough*
throughout the whole ordeal, the batclan is v confused as to why the two suddenly have a more... friendly rivalry going on because to them, tim and damian have a score as to who can solve more "cases"
bruce is concerned, dick is overjoyed, jason is sus but lets it be as long as they don't bother him, cass lq knows, steph and duke have bets about what they're hiding
(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury
yall haven't played the ultimate instrument and it shows.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

reverse robins but make it fantasy :)
(jason can turn into something like the windigo, tim is a harpy, and cass is a [edited 11/7/24: a spider mutant, spider hybrid, spider human, whatever. she has extra spider limbs!])

The Council of Concerned Cousins.
CoCC, if you will.

FIC: Harry Potter and the Great Custody Battle by dajgen (ao3)
from up-down, left-right: peter - jason, dick - tim, damian - cass
i'm actually obsessed with this fic, and when the author updated with the last chapter, my hand got possessed. so... here i am *confetti*
i personally love the fact that CoCC was the acronym, and the one to lead the discussions was dick. perfection fr.
i, initially, had more of this done, but the file got corrupted for some reason so i had to remake most of it. i'm still working on cass and damian, not to mention cleaning up a bit more and shading. i'll post an update when i do! hope ya enjoyed, be sure to got read the fic (it's really good), and fingers crossed the author updates again soon!

red bow & sailor nightwing
harley quinn, deadshot, king shark, clayface, and peacemaker having magical girl transformation sequences was not on my 2024 bingo card, but i'm so glad it exists
sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down
Bruce: “Damian.”
Damian: “Yes, father?”
Bruce: “Gordon called. Give them back.”
Damian, obviously feigning innocence:“Give what back?”
Bruce: “The entire K9 unit that you stole from the police station two hours ago.”

the most sibling dialogue of all time

All he heard was “we’re friends now”

alfred gave them the sheets

forgot to post this
Was wishing there was a positivity post for original fiction writers since I see so many about how fanfic writers are doing so much for their communities even when they're not actively writing, and then I thought:
Be the change you want to see in the world.
So this is a positivity post for the writers out here who are working very hard on stories with no established community. Who can't talk about their blorbos and plot lines and brainstorming to anyone and expect them to know what any of it means. Who don't have much to share publicly, but are hoping they will one day.
You're doing a lot of hard work, and I recognize and appreciate what you're putting into the world, even when you're resting.
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Silly goofy head cannon
the fact that any athlete can be subjected to "gender testing" on a whim because osmeone thinks she is too strong, too fast, just simply Too Good to be a woman is so fucking antifeminist, how can these people not see it?