Appearances Can Be Deceiving

Appearances Can Be Deceiving

MC: *watching See U In History* Wow Mammon: *curious* What's wow? MC: *can't hear because of earbuds* Halleluiah that is creepy af Mammon: OI! NO BLESSING IN THE HOUSE! Lucifer: Mammon! Mammon: *points at MC* MC'S BLESSING! Satan: *whips out Ouji board* Who's blessing? Lucifer? Lucifer: Satan... Asmo: MC dear? What're you----GAH! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! THROW THAT IN THE TRASH! *whips technology device out of MC's hands* MC: *jumps up/glares at Asmo* TF did you do that for! Asmo: THEY WERE CREEPY AND DISGUSTING! MC: JUST LIKE YOU Asmo: *gasp* Brothers: *gasp* MC: *mad* I was watching See U In History talking about the seven deadly sins! Of course they're ugly 'cause they're demons! Diavolo: *blinks* Simeon: Um...MC? MC: UGH! I MEANT THAT BIBLICAL THINGY VERSIONS OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS R CREEPY LOOKING! Lucifer: So u r suggesting--- MC: NO! U guys r hot. I'm trying to say that appearances can be deceiving! These r just the religious views abt u guys! A/N: In the end, MC had to take all demons on a date because of this little *mishap*. And they never watched See U In History biblical in front of the brothers

We're Not The Same

Riah: *walks to the stage* So,um...I'm gonna be writing another short text story! And it's a request???? *looks at comments* From the I'm Not Religious one by Mirrorcatcreditcard, I think. So here it is!

*** MC: *walks in living room and looks around* And where's Lucifer? His office is empty, and he's not anywhere. Asmo: Why do you need him hun? MC: Homework -_- Mammon: THE GREAT MAMMON CAN--- MC: You can help by doing your chores before Lucifer comes back from wherever he fell *door bursts open* Mammon: AYO WHAT--- Satan: I WILL--- Lucifer: *holding him down* YOU WILL NOT Satan: YES I WILL FATHER Mammon: *hides behind couch* Asmo: *hides with Mammon* Satan: I WILL RIP HIS INSIDES OPEN Lucifer: NO, I WILL Satan: B-but! HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME I'M YOU ASSHOLE *crying* Lucifer: *mama(or daddy XD mode)* Aw, don't cry child. I'm right here. Lucifer's going to fix this 😀 with violence Diavolo: Lucifer no! Barbatos: My lord, you can't actually stop him from doing so Diavolo: I am the king though Barbatos: And I am the poet and he is the soldier. Diavolo: Oh... MC: *sighs* Okay, who mistook these two as twins again?

NO NOT THE COAT

Bye-Bye Coat, you will be missed

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I FINALLY FINISHED WATCHING MOON KNIGHT!

Now it's time for me to complete my over 10+ unfinished anime shows 😭💀 Wish me luck y'all

Tbh, idk. Prob Lucifer and Barbatos, but I'm not rlly sure....

I'm Not Religous

MC: *sips tea* What r u reading Mammon? Mammon: A book abt religion Satan: ...That's new Mammon: I'm only reading it 'cause MC said they're not religious Lucifer: *walks in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: *calls out* Very funny, Lucifer! Diavolo: *comes in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: No, lord Diavolo. It's not me. Barbatos: *pops up* Then who is? Mephistopheles: Satan? Satan: I will skin you alive if u ever so much insinuate that I'm religious. Asmo: What's going on? Belphie: Religion Beel: They're talking about who and who isn't religious Asmo: Not fashion religion concepts? Levi: *looks at him* Seriously, Asmo? Asmo: What? They're clothes back then were so plain and boring! MC: *teaching Mammon* No, there's a difference between Protestant and Catholic. Mammon: What is the different then huh! MC: History. Mammon: History? MC: Roman Catholics have a bloody history, tbh. Belphie: Hey, MC? Aren't u Roman Catholic? MC: No. Everyone: *shocked* Asmo: Then what's with the thing with Lucifer when he sneezed and you said bless you? MC: *shrugs* I just said because it's polite. What was I supposed to say? Curse you?

I'm Not Religous

MC: *sips tea* What r u reading Mammon? Mammon: A book abt religion Satan: ...That's new Mammon: I'm only reading it 'cause MC said they're not religious Lucifer: *walks in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: *calls out* Very funny, Lucifer! Diavolo: *comes in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: No, lord Diavolo. It's not me. Barbatos: *pops up* Then who is? Mephistopheles: Satan? Satan: I will skin you alive if u ever so much insinuate that I'm religious. Asmo: What's going on? Belphie: Religion Beel: They're talking about who and who isn't religious Asmo: Not fashion religion concepts? Levi: *looks at him* Seriously, Asmo? Asmo: What? They're clothes back then were so plain and boring! MC: *teaching Mammon* No, there's a difference between Protestant and Catholic. Mammon: What is the different then huh! MC: History. Mammon: History? MC: Roman Catholics have a bloody history, tbh. Belphie: Hey, MC? Aren't u Roman Catholic? MC: No. Everyone: *shocked* Asmo: Then what's with the thing with Lucifer when he sneezed and you said bless you? MC: *shrugs* I just said because it's polite. What was I supposed to say? Curse you?