PFFFTTTTT----LMFAO SATAN----*wheezes* I CAN'T---PLS---THIS IS 2 GOOD

PFFFTTTTT----LMFAO SATAN----*wheezes* I CAN'T---PLS---THIS IS 2 GOOD

Mammon: Nice hands, MC.

MC: Thanks…?

Mammon: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my–

Simeon: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

Replaced MC weird idea

Okay, we all know abt the replaced mc au, right? The different crossovers and all that shit with the other otomo romance games??? But I literally kept on thinking about Obey Me x Twilight. Like, the actual Twilight series. Idk y, but wouldn't that be legit??? Like after MC gets replaced and decides to move to Fork where Bella lives now as a vampire (this au is set after Breaking Dawn 1 and 2, btw), and then meets the Cullens. Like, the same plot happens, but with MC. Devildom finds out where u live and what u r after going to the Volturi for a peace agreement or something and goes viral. AM I THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABT THIS????

We're Not The Same

Riah: *walks to the stage* So,um...I'm gonna be writing another short text story! And it's a request???? *looks at comments* From the I'm Not Religious one by Mirrorcatcreditcard, I think. So here it is!

*** MC: *walks in living room and looks around* And where's Lucifer? His office is empty, and he's not anywhere. Asmo: Why do you need him hun? MC: Homework -_- Mammon: THE GREAT MAMMON CAN--- MC: You can help by doing your chores before Lucifer comes back from wherever he fell *door bursts open* Mammon: AYO WHAT--- Satan: I WILL--- Lucifer: *holding him down* YOU WILL NOT Satan: YES I WILL FATHER Mammon: *hides behind couch* Asmo: *hides with Mammon* Satan: I WILL RIP HIS INSIDES OPEN Lucifer: NO, I WILL Satan: B-but! HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME I'M YOU ASSHOLE *crying* Lucifer: *mama(or daddy XD mode)* Aw, don't cry child. I'm right here. Lucifer's going to fix this 😀 with violence Diavolo: Lucifer no! Barbatos: My lord, you can't actually stop him from doing so Diavolo: I am the king though Barbatos: And I am the poet and he is the soldier. Diavolo: Oh... MC: *sighs* Okay, who mistook these two as twins again?

I'm Not Religous

MC: *sips tea* What r u reading Mammon? Mammon: A book abt religion Satan: ...That's new Mammon: I'm only reading it 'cause MC said they're not religious Lucifer: *walks in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: *calls out* Very funny, Lucifer! Diavolo: *comes in* Who's not religious? Simeon? Simeon: No, lord Diavolo. It's not me. Barbatos: *pops up* Then who is? Mephistopheles: Satan? Satan: I will skin you alive if u ever so much insinuate that I'm religious. Asmo: What's going on? Belphie: Religion Beel: They're talking about who and who isn't religious Asmo: Not fashion religion concepts? Levi: *looks at him* Seriously, Asmo? Asmo: What? They're clothes back then were so plain and boring! MC: *teaching Mammon* No, there's a difference between Protestant and Catholic. Mammon: What is the different then huh! MC: History. Mammon: History? MC: Roman Catholics have a bloody history, tbh. Belphie: Hey, MC? Aren't u Roman Catholic? MC: No. Everyone: *shocked* Asmo: Then what's with the thing with Lucifer when he sneezed and you said bless you? MC: *shrugs* I just said because it's polite. What was I supposed to say? Curse you?

NO NOT THE COAT

Bye-Bye Coat, you will be missed

How r u so lucky??? AND DIA IN A VECHILE???? *dies*

I got 4 of the ur+ cards today and unlocked the devilgrams so I wanted to share their special images 🥹