How R U So Lucky??? AND DIA IN A VECHILE???? *dies*

How r u so lucky??? AND DIA IN A VECHILE???? *dies*

I got 4 of the ur+ cards today and unlocked the devilgrams so I wanted to share their special images 🥹

Suggestions???

I'm calling out all anime weebs for help. IDK what anime to watch or read first!!!!!!!!!! I have a list but people, help me choose! I would love to hear recommendations about what I should watch/read first, but if u have any suggestions, do tell me. So, here's the list!

Seven Deadly Sins (currently on season 3, but wants the manga) High Rise Invasion (SNIPERMASK IS HOT😩😩😩😤😤 AND DON'T TELL ME NO!) Tokyo Revengers (is that the name????🤔🤔🤔) Tokyo Ghoul (still on episode 1😭😭😭😭 ) Bungo Stray Dogs (idk if this is the one with Dazai in it???🤔🤔🤔🤔) Dragon Ball Z (*contemplating*) Soul Eater (seen the show, but need the manga) No Game No Life (need to read it for some craving reason) Black Butler (haven't read that in a while, so I'm lost 💀) Blue Exorcist (SLOWWWWWWWW UPDATE KILLS ME) MHA (I NEED THE SHOW BUT I HAVE NO ENERGY) Spy x Family (Seriously, the dude with the blond hair looks 🔥🔥🔥) One Piece (God help me, Luffy is so ridiculously adorbs) Naruto/ Naruto Shippuden (Haven't finished the anime nor read it. BUT I DO KNOW MOST OF IT) Boruto (most people say it's crappy, but I'd try reading it or watching it)

Well, that's all I can think of for now. Any thoughts???????? I've also been wondering which anime Isaac Frost is...you know, the psycho who wields a scythe and kills people???? NO OFFENSE

The Fact Is (Obey Me)

Lucifer and MC: *arguing*

Diavolo: *walks in* What's going on?

Beel: Lucifer and MC r arguing over something. I think they're telling him Lucifer needs more sleep

Levi: And less paperwork

Satan: And not being such a prideful dick

Mammon: And not being such a sadist to punishments

Belphie: And not letting me get enough sleep

Asmo: And not letting me buy more cosmetics! I NEED THOSE

Diavolo: Ah, that is---

MC: THE FACT IS THAT U SIMP FOR HIM

Lucifer: *shocked* I do not, and you know it!

MC: Oh yea? Then how come u have this? *magically whips out a Diavolo pillow* WHAT U GOTTA SAY ABT THIS?!

Diavolo: HUH? That was a trifle thing I sent----

MC: THE FACT IS, *turns to the brothers* THESE 2 HAVE THE MOST ASEXUAL ROMANCE SHIT GOING ON BETWEEN THEM AND THEY'RE IN DENIAL

Everyone: So, the fact is????

PFFFTTTTT----LMFAO SATAN----*wheezes* I CAN'T---PLS---THIS IS 2 GOOD

Mammon: Nice hands, MC.

MC: Thanks…?

Mammon: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my–

Simeon: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!

We're Not The Same

Riah: *walks to the stage* So,um...I'm gonna be writing another short text story! And it's a request???? *looks at comments* From the I'm Not Religious one by Mirrorcatcreditcard, I think. So here it is!

*** MC: *walks in living room and looks around* And where's Lucifer? His office is empty, and he's not anywhere. Asmo: Why do you need him hun? MC: Homework -_- Mammon: THE GREAT MAMMON CAN--- MC: You can help by doing your chores before Lucifer comes back from wherever he fell *door bursts open* Mammon: AYO WHAT--- Satan: I WILL--- Lucifer: *holding him down* YOU WILL NOT Satan: YES I WILL FATHER Mammon: *hides behind couch* Asmo: *hides with Mammon* Satan: I WILL RIP HIS INSIDES OPEN Lucifer: NO, I WILL Satan: B-but! HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME I'M YOU ASSHOLE *crying* Lucifer: *mama(or daddy XD mode)* Aw, don't cry child. I'm right here. Lucifer's going to fix this 😀 with violence Diavolo: Lucifer no! Barbatos: My lord, you can't actually stop him from doing so Diavolo: I am the king though Barbatos: And I am the poet and he is the soldier. Diavolo: Oh... MC: *sighs* Okay, who mistook these two as twins again?

Appearances Can Be Deceiving

MC: *watching See U In History* Wow Mammon: *curious* What's wow? MC: *can't hear because of earbuds* Halleluiah that is creepy af Mammon: OI! NO BLESSING IN THE HOUSE! Lucifer: Mammon! Mammon: *points at MC* MC'S BLESSING! Satan: *whips out Ouji board* Who's blessing? Lucifer? Lucifer: Satan... Asmo: MC dear? What're you----GAH! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! THROW THAT IN THE TRASH! *whips technology device out of MC's hands* MC: *jumps up/glares at Asmo* TF did you do that for! Asmo: THEY WERE CREEPY AND DISGUSTING! MC: JUST LIKE YOU Asmo: *gasp* Brothers: *gasp* MC: *mad* I was watching See U In History talking about the seven deadly sins! Of course they're ugly 'cause they're demons! Diavolo: *blinks* Simeon: Um...MC? MC: UGH! I MEANT THAT BIBLICAL THINGY VERSIONS OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS R CREEPY LOOKING! Lucifer: So u r suggesting--- MC: NO! U guys r hot. I'm trying to say that appearances can be deceiving! These r just the religious views abt u guys! A/N: In the end, MC had to take all demons on a date because of this little *mishap*. And they never watched See U In History biblical in front of the brothers