-Inside Elevator-

-Inside Elevator-

Jaune: *Presses call button and waits*

Ironwood: *Walks up* Ah, hold the elevator!

Jaune: *Starts rapidly pressing the button over and over again*

Ironwood: I’ll remember this! What’s your Huntsman ID number?

Jaune: It’s 1142-Eat my ass! *Door shuts in the generals face*

Ironwood: *Groans and starts pressing the elevator call button, to no avail* Come on!

Being a MHA fan for me is very frustrating, mostly due to issues I have with the series. I like it, but also have a number of problems with it that I am passionate about bringing up when talking about it with others. Now I have to try and not come off as a negative Nancy and not bring up my negatives with the show when talking to others so I don't look like I don't like anything about it. But that also leaves me unable to point out my issues with it.

God I wish I could just love the show unconditionally without even considering the problems it has. My life would be easier then

Jaune: *prepping dinner* Hey, thanks for setting the table Emmy!

Emerald: *folding origami cranes* No problem. Thanks for letting me stay here.

Jaune: Well I know how it can be, being driven from your childhood home. Even if it was a dark depressing place. The air thick with a pressure and the constant threat of-!

Emerald: Look, a duckie! *holds up one of the cranes*

Jaune: Hey neat!

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Jaune: *Placing order*

Ruby: ‘I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white.’

Employee: Uhhhh. ma'am?

Ruby: Wha?!

Employee: Are you ready to order?

Ruby: Oh uh ye-yeah.

Employee: What can I get for ya?

Ruby: I would like um... Uh, could I get... Could I get a turkey on-on white please?

Employee: Alrighty! A turkey on wheat!

Ruby: *Frowns* Oh, alright. That's ok I guess...

Employee: What kind of cheese would you like on that?

Ruby: Provolone, please.

Employee: Provolone, alright!

Ruby: *Sigh of relief*

Employee: Would you like that toasted?

Ruby: Oh... N-no thank you.

Employee: Into the toaster it goes!

Ruby: *Tears up* Ok...

Employee: Okie dokie. Anything else on that?

Ruby: Can I get some light onion and lettuce please.

Employee: Tomatoes? Got it!

Ruby: *Weeze*

Employee: Alright, is there anything else you would like on that?

Ruby: Could I have a little Mayo please?

Employee: Mayo? Righty-o.

Ruby: ‘No. Wait no! I was supposed to ask for ranch! It's too late now!!!’

Employee: Alrighty, now are you two together then?

Ruby: Oh yeah, we've been together for a few years now!

Jaune: *Blushes*

Employee: Oh no, I meant are you guys paying together.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Yeah, we're together.

Ruby: *Whines*

(Home)

Ruby: *Stares down at sandwich*

Jaune: *Eating* That sandwich of fucked up!

Weiss: This B needs a C in her A.~

Jaune: Oh my God!

Weiss: This babe needs a coconut in her arms?

Jaune: Oh. I thought you were saying, "This b**** needs a c*** in her a**."

Weiss: Oh my God!

Jaune: Yeah, that was my reaction. I'll go get us some coconuts.