Jaune: *Placing Order*

Jaune: *Placing order*

Ruby: ‘I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white.’

Employee: Uhhhh. ma'am?

Ruby: Wha?!

Employee: Are you ready to order?

Ruby: Oh uh ye-yeah.

Employee: What can I get for ya?

Ruby: I would like um... Uh, could I get... Could I get a turkey on-on white please?

Employee: Alrighty! A turkey on wheat!

Ruby: *Frowns* Oh, alright. That's ok I guess...

Employee: What kind of cheese would you like on that?

Ruby: Provolone, please.

Employee: Provolone, alright!

Ruby: *Sigh of relief*

Employee: Would you like that toasted?

Ruby: Oh... N-no thank you.

Employee: Into the toaster it goes!

Ruby: *Tears up* Ok...

Employee: Okie dokie. Anything else on that?

Ruby: Can I get some light onion and lettuce please.

Employee: Tomatoes? Got it!

Ruby: *Weeze*

Employee: Alright, is there anything else you would like on that?

Ruby: Could I have a little Mayo please?

Employee: Mayo? Righty-o.

Ruby: ‘No. Wait no! I was supposed to ask for ranch! It's too late now!!!’

Employee: Alrighty, now are you two together then?

Ruby: Oh yeah, we've been together for a few years now!

Jaune: *Blushes*

Employee: Oh no, I meant are you guys paying together.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Yeah, we're together.

Ruby: *Whines*

(Home)

Ruby: *Stares down at sandwich*

Jaune: *Eating* That sandwich of fucked up!

Yang: *Fiddling with robotic arm* Spatula, laser, vibra-Oh! Here we go. *Hand becomes grappling hook, before shooting it up and pulling up her and Jaune* I don't know man. These sky pirates aren't messing around. Look at the decor. *Points to a decorative skeleton*

Jaune: *In his HuntsMan persona* Oh come on, once we take down these pirates, our reputations will soar! And I'll be that much closer to the legend I am destined to become. *Visualizes himself beside his heroic family, considerably more jacked than he was*

Yang: Dude, are you having that fantasy where your family loves and respects you, and you're like super buff?

Jaune: I told you that in confidence!

Yang: I think it's cute.

Ruby: *Standing in front of a room door* Oscar, I think more than one safe word kind of defeats the point.

Oscar: I know, I just wanna make sure we have every opportunity to stop... Super excited about it though.

Ruby: Me too, so excited... Oscar, are we doing this because we both want this? Or because it's what we think the other one wants?

Oscar: I just wanted to prove that I love you so much I would do this for you.

Ruby: Same! Let's take that prize and get out before we make a huge mistake.

*Door opens, revealing a dripping wet Jaune, fresh from a shower, clad in only a towel around his waist*

Jaune: Getting cold feet?

Oscar: *Looks him up and down* ... No... Please don't tell Qrow.

Ruby: He wouldn't understand.

Jaune: Yes, he would. *Shakes off towel, prompting the two to rush inside the room*

-Inside Elevator-

Jaune: *Presses call button and waits*

Ironwood: *Walks up* Ah, hold the elevator!

Jaune: *Starts rapidly pressing the button over and over again*

Ironwood: I’ll remember this! What’s your Huntsman ID number?

Jaune: It’s 1142-Eat my ass! *Door shuts in the generals face*

Ironwood: *Groans and starts pressing the elevator call button, to no avail* Come on!

Tyrian: Ha Ha! Right in the heart! *Stabs Jaune*

Jaune: *Looks down to his right side* Um, my heart’s on the left side.

Tyrian: I know, that’s what I di- Wait. *Holds out hands, trying to distinguish his left from his right before realizing his mistake*

Jaune: *Gets up and pats his back* Don’t worry man. It happens to the best of us.

Jaune: *prepping dinner* Hey, thanks for setting the table Emmy!

Emerald: *folding origami cranes* No problem. Thanks for letting me stay here.

Jaune: Well I know how it can be, being driven from your childhood home. Even if it was a dark depressing place. The air thick with a pressure and the constant threat of-!

Emerald: Look, a duckie! *holds up one of the cranes*

Jaune: Hey neat!