Jaune: *Places Down UNO Reverse Card* You Lose

Jaune: *Places down UNO reverse card* You lose

Ren, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.

Jaune, pulling out an UNO card: +4!

Nora, pulling out a Pokémon card: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

Pyrrha: What... What are we playing?

Roman: *Fends of White Fang with crayons he secretly jammed dust crystals into*

Winter: Goodness! What brand of crayons are those? I certainly hope children aren't buying them. Or worse... Consuming them!

Roman: Well I was in jail for forging some things, eh, fine arts and such, they're, uh, forger's crayons! Extra tough.

Winter: The crayons of debauchery then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence. *Tears up*

Roman: ... Okay.

Ironwood: *In private, secretly blows a whistle that made no sound*

Zwei: *Starts racing towards him with a scepter in his mouth*

Ironwood: Good boy Zwei! Bring me that scepter. *Grabs the scepter and looks it over* Wait a minute, this isn't the relic of creation. This is some common scepter! *Looks down* And you're not Zwei. You're just some common bitch!

Jaune: *prepping dinner* Hey, thanks for setting the table Emmy!

Emerald: *folding origami cranes* No problem. Thanks for letting me stay here.

Jaune: Well I know how it can be, being driven from your childhood home. Even if it was a dark depressing place. The air thick with a pressure and the constant threat of-!

Emerald: Look, a duckie! *holds up one of the cranes*

Jaune: Hey neat!

Tyrian: Ha Ha! Right in the heart! *Stabs Jaune*

Jaune: *Looks down to his right side* Um, my heart’s on the left side.

Tyrian: I know, that’s what I di- Wait. *Holds out hands, trying to distinguish his left from his right before realizing his mistake*

Jaune: *Gets up and pats his back* Don’t worry man. It happens to the best of us.

Yang: *Fiddling with robotic arm* Spatula, laser, vibra-Oh! Here we go. *Hand becomes grappling hook, before shooting it up and pulling up her and Jaune* I don't know man. These sky pirates aren't messing around. Look at the decor. *Points to a decorative skeleton*

Jaune: *In his HuntsMan persona* Oh come on, once we take down these pirates, our reputations will soar! And I'll be that much closer to the legend I am destined to become. *Visualizes himself beside his heroic family, considerably more jacked than he was*

Yang: Dude, are you having that fantasy where your family loves and respects you, and you're like super buff?

Jaune: I told you that in confidence!

Yang: I think it's cute.