Yang: *Fiddling With Robotic Arm* Spatula, Laser, Vibra-Oh! Here We Go. *Hand Becomes Grappling Hook,

Yang: *Fiddling with robotic arm* Spatula, laser, vibra-Oh! Here we go. *Hand becomes grappling hook, before shooting it up and pulling up her and Jaune* I don't know man. These sky pirates aren't messing around. Look at the decor. *Points to a decorative skeleton*

Jaune: *In his HuntsMan persona* Oh come on, once we take down these pirates, our reputations will soar! And I'll be that much closer to the legend I am destined to become. *Visualizes himself beside his heroic family, considerably more jacked than he was*

Yang: Dude, are you having that fantasy where your family loves and respects you, and you're like super buff?

Jaune: I told you that in confidence!

Yang: I think it's cute.

-Inside Elevator-

Jaune: *Presses call button and waits*

Ironwood: *Walks up* Ah, hold the elevator!

Jaune: *Starts rapidly pressing the button over and over again*

Ironwood: I’ll remember this! What’s your Huntsman ID number?

Jaune: It’s 1142-Eat my ass! *Door shuts in the generals face*

Ironwood: *Groans and starts pressing the elevator call button, to no avail* Come on!

Jaune: *Places down UNO reverse card* You lose

Ren, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.

Jaune, pulling out an UNO card: +4!

Nora, pulling out a Pokémon card: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!

Pyrrha: What... What are we playing?

Roman: *Fends of White Fang with crayons he secretly jammed dust crystals into*

Winter: Goodness! What brand of crayons are those? I certainly hope children aren't buying them. Or worse... Consuming them!

Roman: Well I was in jail for forging some things, eh, fine arts and such, they're, uh, forger's crayons! Extra tough.

Winter: The crayons of debauchery then. What a fiendish weapon to conceal beneath the facade of childlike innocence. *Tears up*

Roman: ... Okay.

Jaune: *Placing order*

Ruby: ‘I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white.’

Employee: Uhhhh. ma'am?

Ruby: Wha?!

Employee: Are you ready to order?

Ruby: Oh uh ye-yeah.

Employee: What can I get for ya?

Ruby: I would like um... Uh, could I get... Could I get a turkey on-on white please?

Employee: Alrighty! A turkey on wheat!

Ruby: *Frowns* Oh, alright. That's ok I guess...

Employee: What kind of cheese would you like on that?

Ruby: Provolone, please.

Employee: Provolone, alright!

Ruby: *Sigh of relief*

Employee: Would you like that toasted?

Ruby: Oh... N-no thank you.

Employee: Into the toaster it goes!

Ruby: *Tears up* Ok...

Employee: Okie dokie. Anything else on that?

Ruby: Can I get some light onion and lettuce please.

Employee: Tomatoes? Got it!

Ruby: *Weeze*

Employee: Alright, is there anything else you would like on that?

Ruby: Could I have a little Mayo please?

Employee: Mayo? Righty-o.

Ruby: ‘No. Wait no! I was supposed to ask for ranch! It's too late now!!!’

Employee: Alrighty, now are you two together then?

Ruby: Oh yeah, we've been together for a few years now!

Jaune: *Blushes*

Employee: Oh no, I meant are you guys paying together.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Yeah, we're together.

Ruby: *Whines*

(Home)

Ruby: *Stares down at sandwich*

Jaune: *Eating* That sandwich of fucked up!

Yang: Watch it Sustrai! Unless you wanna go right now. And I think we both know how our last fight went.

Emerald: And I think we don't, because we never fought.

Yang: Wait, really? Then how did you-

Emerald: My dumbass partner.

Yang: Riiiight. Wow, we've never actually fought, that's so weird. Isn't that weird Vomit Boy?

Jaune: Yeah! Almost as weird as what's gonna happen if you call me that again.

Yang: ... What is he?

Funny idea for a au

Jaune gets hit with a new experimental dust that gives him the abilities and personality traits of dbza mr popo

Example

Jaune to team crdl : Alright maggots listen up I’m going to teach you the pecking order. : points to Cardin: it’s goes you the dirt the worms inside of the dirt, my crap, ozpin then me any questions?

Yeah, I can’t do this; I know squat about Dragon Balls. And, at this point I’m somewhat scared to ask.

So… Yeah.

Sorry.