Yang: *Fiddling With Robotic Arm* Spatula, Laser, Vibra-Oh! Here We Go. *Hand Becomes Grappling Hook,

Yang: *Fiddling with robotic arm* Spatula, laser, vibra-Oh! Here we go. *Hand becomes grappling hook, before shooting it up and pulling up her and Jaune* I don't know man. These sky pirates aren't messing around. Look at the decor. *Points to a decorative skeleton*

Jaune: *In his HuntsMan persona* Oh come on, once we take down these pirates, our reputations will soar! And I'll be that much closer to the legend I am destined to become. *Visualizes himself beside his heroic family, considerably more jacked than he was*

Yang: Dude, are you having that fantasy where your family loves and respects you, and you're like super buff?

Jaune: I told you that in confidence!

Yang: I think it's cute.

Weiss: This B needs a C in her A.~

Jaune: Oh my God!

Weiss: This babe needs a coconut in her arms?

Jaune: Oh. I thought you were saying, "This b**** needs a c*** in her a**."

Weiss: Oh my God!

Jaune: Yeah, that was my reaction. I'll go get us some coconuts.

Neo, caught and apprehended by The Hunts-Man, is stuffed into the back of a car, to which he uses it to drive her to the authorities.

Jaune: You ran a real good race there, buddy. But it's the end of the road for you. The law is gonna throw every book they have at you and after that, they're gonna throw you in a cell and after that, they're gonna throw away the key and after that, they're gonna throw that... cell... into a lake!

Neo: *Rolls her eyes*

Jaune: (Thoughts) But not before I throw a few things at her first. We're gonna play pin the tail on the donkey. But she's the donkey, and the tail, is my feelings. But I shouldn't get ahead of myself. I only get one night with her to fill the hole in my heart she left behind. It's finally time to get some answers.

Neo: *Looks at him confused* (Thoughts) Did we sleep together at some point?

Jaune: (Thoughts) What? No! We didn't sleep together. The hole is a metaphor for when you stabbed me in the- *Pauses and turns over to Neo with a look of shock*

Neo: *Stares back at Jaune, before looking past him and holds up a small sign that simply said ‘Car’*

Jaune: *Looks back to the road and shouts as he nearly crashes into someone*

Jaune: Who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Nora: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Jaune: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties.

Nora: Is it?

Jaune: Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me!

Nora: I do do it to you.

Jaune: ... What?

Nora: Who'd you think cuts your hair einstein?

Jaune: My hair just doesn't grow very fast.

Nora: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night styling away.

Jaune: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Nora: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against a pillow, and I go at you~.

Jaune: That's perverted.

Ruby: *Standing in front of a room door* Oscar, I think more than one safe word kind of defeats the point.

Oscar: I know, I just wanna make sure we have every opportunity to stop... Super excited about it though.

Ruby: Me too, so excited... Oscar, are we doing this because we both want this? Or because it's what we think the other one wants?

Oscar: I just wanted to prove that I love you so much I would do this for you.

Ruby: Same! Let's take that prize and get out before we make a huge mistake.

*Door opens, revealing a dripping wet Jaune, fresh from a shower, clad in only a towel around his waist*

Jaune: Getting cold feet?

Oscar: *Looks him up and down* ... No... Please don't tell Qrow.

Ruby: He wouldn't understand.

Jaune: Yes, he would. *Shakes off towel, prompting the two to rush inside the room*

Jaune: *Placing order*

Ruby: ‘I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white. I would like a turkey on white.’

Employee: Uhhhh. ma'am?

Ruby: Wha?!

Employee: Are you ready to order?

Ruby: Oh uh ye-yeah.

Employee: What can I get for ya?

Ruby: I would like um... Uh, could I get... Could I get a turkey on-on white please?

Employee: Alrighty! A turkey on wheat!

Ruby: *Frowns* Oh, alright. That's ok I guess...

Employee: What kind of cheese would you like on that?

Ruby: Provolone, please.

Employee: Provolone, alright!

Ruby: *Sigh of relief*

Employee: Would you like that toasted?

Ruby: Oh... N-no thank you.

Employee: Into the toaster it goes!

Ruby: *Tears up* Ok...

Employee: Okie dokie. Anything else on that?

Ruby: Can I get some light onion and lettuce please.

Employee: Tomatoes? Got it!

Ruby: *Weeze*

Employee: Alright, is there anything else you would like on that?

Ruby: Could I have a little Mayo please?

Employee: Mayo? Righty-o.

Ruby: ‘No. Wait no! I was supposed to ask for ranch! It's too late now!!!’

Employee: Alrighty, now are you two together then?

Ruby: Oh yeah, we've been together for a few years now!

Jaune: *Blushes*

Employee: Oh no, I meant are you guys paying together.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Yeah, we're together.

Ruby: *Whines*

(Home)

Ruby: *Stares down at sandwich*

Jaune: *Eating* That sandwich of fucked up!