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Blake: So... Who Tops?
Blake: So... Who tops?
Ruby/Weiss: Me.
Blake: ?
R/W: ... Weiss/Ruby
Blake: ??
R/W: ... Jaune
Blake: ???
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Ruby: Uncle Qrow, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?
Qrow: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Ruby. Avenge me!
Jaune: *Excited* I can't believe we're really doing this!
Weiss: Shh! Don't let the others hear you. You go in first, I'll go in when the coast is clear~
Jaune: *Nods before casually walking to the bathroom*
(5 minutes later)
Jaune: *Zips his pants as he walks out over to Weiss with a satisfied smile* You dirty girl~.
Weiss: Jaune, I've haven't left yet.
Jaune: Huh?
Whitley: *Limps out of bathroom, clothes disheveled, as he makes his way to Yang*
Whitley: You sick whore~
Yang: What?
Jaune: Hey Neo, mind if I get some of your popcorn?
Neo: *Smiles at him and holds up her scroll* Go right ahead. Get yourself a good handful~
Jaune: *Reaches into popcorn, but feels something odd* Oh ha ha. Real funny Neo. This a hotdog or som- *Grabs hold of it*
Neo:
Jaune: ...
Ozpin: *Hands newborn to Summer* Ms. Rose, is there someone you want to cut the cord?
Summer: H-Her daddy.
Qrow: But Tai's not back yet.
Summer: Qrow, Tai had a vasectomy after Yang. Come here.
Qrow: What are you saying woman?
Summer: This baby's yours.
Qrow: I still don't understand.
Summer: Qrow, we had sex and you knocked me up.
Qrow: Slow down, slow down!
Summer: This baby is your hatchling.
Qrow: Aww!
Qrow: ... Wait a minute. What do you mean?
Summer: You're a daddy!
Qrow: From when?
Summer: Sometimes, the one you slept with 9 months ago was right in front of you all along.
Qrow: Aw Short-Stack. Gimme that cord. *Pulls out scythe*