Ruby: What? The Two Us Alone For A Long Stretch Of Time, Something's Definitely Gonna Happen.

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?

Jaune: *Excited* I can't believe we're really doing this!

Weiss: Shh! Don't let the others hear you. You go in first, I'll go in when the coast is clear~

Jaune: *Nods before casually walking to the bathroom*

(5 minutes later)

Jaune: *Zips his pants as he walks out over to Weiss with a satisfied smile* You dirty girl~.

Weiss: Jaune, I've haven't left yet.

Jaune: Huh?

Whitley: *Limps out of bathroom, clothes disheveled, as he makes his way to Yang*

Whitley: You sick whore~

Yang: What?

Ruby: Uncle Qrow, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Qrow: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Ruby. Avenge me!

Ruby: Was it good for you?~

Jaune: I can't feel below my waist.

Jaune: Hey Neo, mind if I get some of your popcorn?

Neo: *Smiles at him and holds up her scroll* Go right ahead. Get yourself a good handful~

Jaune: *Reaches into popcorn, but feels something odd* Oh ha ha. Real funny Neo. This a hotdog or som- *Grabs hold of it*

Neo:

Jaune: ...

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