Ruby: Was It Good For You?~

Ruby: Was it good for you?~

Jaune: I can't feel below my waist.

Ruby: What? The two us alone for a long stretch of time, something's definitely gonna happen.

Jaune: Ruby, I assure you, I would never do something like that to you.

Ruby: Who said you'd be the one to initiate it?

Jaune: ...

Nora: ... You go girl.

Nora: If you went on an adventure with only Jaune, what would happen?

Ruby: I'd come back pregnant.

Jaune: You'd what!?

Jaune: *Excited* I can't believe we're really doing this!

Weiss: Shh! Don't let the others hear you. You go in first, I'll go in when the coast is clear~

Jaune: *Nods before casually walking to the bathroom*

(5 minutes later)

Jaune: *Zips his pants as he walks out over to Weiss with a satisfied smile* You dirty girl~.

Weiss: Jaune, I've haven't left yet.

Jaune: Huh?

Whitley: *Limps out of bathroom, clothes disheveled, as he makes his way to Yang*

Whitley: You sick whore~

Yang: What?

Nora: *In detention for Nora-related shenanigans* ...

Jaune: *Also in detention for Nora-related shenanigans* ...

Nora: Last night, I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard.

Jaune: ?...

Nora: Which is weird because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Jaune: 🤨

CC!Neo: *Lying down before suddenly feeling a strong grip over their mouth*

Jaune: If you scream I'll break your neck. Do you understand me?

CC: *Nods*

Jaune: *Slowly releases*

CC: *Smirks* You're going to take advantage of me aren't you? Well, be quick with it~ *Poses as clothes shatter off*

Jaune: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.

CC: Why not?

Jaune: Just didn't.

CC: *Crosses arms* Well, I'm not gonna beg.

Wolf Ruby: *Whispering* Do you hear that, Jaune?

Jaune: No, is it a grimm?

Ruby: No, it's just the sound of my undying love for you. *licks Jaune's face*

Jaune: ???