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CC!Neo: *Lying Down Before Suddenly Feeling A Strong Grip Over Their Mouth*

CC!Neo: *Lying down before suddenly feeling a strong grip over their mouth*

Jaune: If you scream I'll break your neck. Do you understand me?

CC: *Nods*

Jaune: *Slowly releases*

CC: *Smirks* You're going to take advantage of me aren't you? Well, be quick with it~ *Poses as clothes shatter off*

Jaune: To be honest with you, I never really considered that.

CC: Why not?

Jaune: Just didn't.

CC: *Crosses arms* Well, I'm not gonna beg.

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1 year ago
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Wolf Ruby: *Whispering* Do you hear that, Jaune?

Jaune: No, is it a grimm?

Ruby: No, it's just the sound of my undying love for you. *licks Jaune's face*

Jaune: ???


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Blake: So... Who tops?

Ruby/Weiss: Me.

Blake: ?

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Blake: ??

R/W: ... Jaune

Blake: ???


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