*after Jinbe Joins The Strawhat Crew*

*after Jinbe joins the strawhat crew*

Luffy: you're the next, Torao~

Law: *holding salt and a cross* stay away from me, Mugiwara-ya!

Marco: Ace, we need to have a serious talk, yoi

Ace: what happened birdie?

Marco: I want to breakup with you

Ace: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY, MARCO?! YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE MEEE *cries dramatically*

Marco: yeah yeah, I love you too Ace, but I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SUSTAIN YOUR HUNGER, YOI

Koala: Hey Sabo, lend me some money

Sabo: You thing money grows up on a tree?!

Koala: Money is made of what?

Sabo: Paper

Koala: And where does the paper come from?

Sabo: From the tree...

Koala: Great, now that you know that, give me some money

Thatch: *laughing wildly in the background*

Marco: What's his problem, yoi?

Ace: I don't know! We were talking about how you're a weird chicken that only eats healthy things and then i said i was healthy and suddenly he started laughing like crazy!

Marco: ...

Ace: What?

Marco: How can you be so oblivious, yoi?

Thatch: *still laughing wildly in the background*

*cell phone ringing*

Ace: who the fuck is it?

Sabo: Ace, where the hell are you?

Ace: Sabo? I'm home, duh. There’s someone yelling me outside, but I’m pretending there’s no one home.

Sabo: ...

Ace: what?

Sabo: IT'S ME, ACE. OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOOR!

Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies

Luffy: Ok!

*twenty minutes later*

Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?

*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us

Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?

Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!

Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!

Sabo: YOUR JERKS!