*after Jinbe Joins The Strawhat Crew*

*after Jinbe joins the strawhat crew*

Luffy: you're the next, Torao~

Law: *holding salt and a cross* stay away from me, Mugiwara-ya!

Thatch: Look, Ace! Marco finally turned into a bird! *points to the blue bird*

Ace: WHAT?!

*a few minutes later*

Haruta: Geez is he still crying?

Thatch: Yeaah...

Haruta: ...

Thatch: ...

Haruta: When are you going to tell him that the bird isn't Marco?

Thatch: I don't know! I thought he knew that the real Marco went on a mission, but he suddenly started crying and wouldn't listen to me

Ace: *crying and sobbing on the background* WHY? WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND NOT TO YOU? MARCOOO

Ace: if i can do it tomorrow, why would i do it today?

7 y/o Luffy: hey ace, what's that round white thing in the sky?

10 y/o Ace: *starts sweating nervously*

10 y/o Ace: ... obviously it's a cookie you idiot

7 y/o Luffy: *eyes shining* oooohhh

*years later*

Luffy: *drooling and looking at the sky* one day I'll eat that cookie, mark my words Torao

Law: but that isn't a- you know what, never mind

Sabo: my secret to having a beautiful hair like that? well, let's just say that i was lucky to be born wonderful

Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!

Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you

*a few minutes later*

Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!

Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird