Sabo: My Secret To Having A Beautiful Hair Like That? Well, Let's Just Say That I Was Lucky To Be Born

Sabo: my secret to having a beautiful hair like that? well, let's just say that i was lucky to be born wonderful

Ace: And remember Luffy, you can't tell Sabo that we ate those cookies

Luffy: Ok!

*twenty minutes later*

Sabo: Which of you two ate the cookies?

*Ace and Luffy sweating nervously*: it wasn't us

Sabo: ... Luffy, what are those crumbs on your cheek?

Luffy: DAMN! IT'S THE CRUMBS OF THE COOKIES WE ATE, ACE!

Ace: LUFFY, YOU MORON , I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!

Sabo: YOUR JERKS!

*after Jinbe joins the strawhat crew*

Luffy: you're the next, Torao~

Law: *holding salt and a cross* stay away from me, Mugiwara-ya!

responses to “babe im in the hospital”

ft. luffy, shanks, law, zoro, sanj, ace

a/n: based on this! these were super fun to make lmaoooo! Also sorry for not posting for a hot minute. ive been crazy busy and overwhelmed lately with university and teaching! but hopefully this makes up for it 😭😭 please enjoy x

Ace: hey, Marco, is your mom a chicken?

Marco: didn't I already tell you to stop with these chicken jokes, yoi?

Ace: *ignores* because you're eggcellent

Marco: *sighs*

Ace: Hey Sabo, I left some milk in the fridge for you!

Sabo: Really?! Woah, thanks bro, it's good to see that you're finally making good use of the education Makino-san gave you

*a few minutes later*

Sabo: ACE YOUR FUCKIN ASSHOLE, THAT MILK WAS SPOILED!

Ace: Oooh so that's why it tasted weird