Luffy: *throws Stick* Go Get Boy!

Luffy: *throws stick* go get boy!

Bepo: oi I'm not a dog!

Luffy: I’ve made up my mind Torao, let’s have a baby!

Law: Uh-

Luffy: Will be a boy and he'll be cute and smart like you and super strong like me~

Law: This is a thing that you can't decide, Luffy-ya

Luffy: And his name will be Meat!

Law: ...

Luffy: What?

Law: WE'RE NOT CALLING OUR SON MEAT!

Thatch: *laughing wildly in the background*

Marco: What's his problem, yoi?

Ace: I don't know! We were talking about how you're a weird chicken that only eats healthy things and then i said i was healthy and suddenly he started laughing like crazy!

Marco: ...

Ace: What?

Marco: How can you be so oblivious, yoi?

Thatch: *still laughing wildly in the background*

Koala: Hey Sabo, lend me some money

Sabo: You thing money grows up on a tree?!

Koala: Money is made of what?

Sabo: Paper

Koala: And where does the paper come from?

Sabo: From the tree...

Koala: Great, now that you know that, give me some money

7 y/o Luffy: hey ace, what's that round white thing in the sky?

10 y/o Ace: *starts sweating nervously*

10 y/o Ace: ... obviously it's a cookie you idiot

7 y/o Luffy: *eyes shining* oooohhh

*years later*

Luffy: *drooling and looking at the sky* one day I'll eat that cookie, mark my words Torao

Law: but that isn't a- you know what, never mind

responses to “babe im in the hospital”

ft. luffy, shanks, law, zoro, sanj, ace

a/n: based on this! these were super fun to make lmaoooo! Also sorry for not posting for a hot minute. ive been crazy busy and overwhelmed lately with university and teaching! but hopefully this makes up for it 😭😭 please enjoy x