Ok, So Maybe I Have The Maturity Of A 13 Year Old Boy, Because Whenever I See This Scene In A New Hope

Ok, so maybe I have the maturity of a 13 year old boy, because whenever I see this scene in A New Hope I have the inexplicable urge to…

It’s not even funny and it’s so incredibly stupid, but what can I say.

Not really in the Harry Potter Fandom anymore cause of JK being a TERF, but I’ve been hearing about All the Young Dudes for years, but kept putting it off. Well I finally figured WTH as a last hurrah to my childhood obsession I’ll read it. At least it has queer characters and it must be good if it’s so popular. It was that or Manacled. (And I’d never ship-shame anyone, but Dramione’s really not my thing, but you do you) Anyway I had heard about the notorious highs and lows of this book. But I’m only half-way through year 2 and I already feel an emotional gut-punch. (I didn’t think I’d have to worry about this until, at least the 1st Marauder death, but no) Walpurga let Sirius stay at the Potters you bastard. Really enjoying the story so far, it’s really worth the hype. I will be forwarding my therapy bill to MsKingBean89. Thank you, that is all.

Update: now on chapter 117 and boy was past me naïve if I thought that was the worst it was gonna get. Maybe if I stop reading here I can pretend they never graduate and there is no war and no one ever dies and they just all go off and start a puppy farm together (without Peter obviously he can still die.)

2nd Update: Just got to the end of the war chapters. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

3rd Update: “She put on a Queen album. Remus sighed to himself. He wasn’t a fan, really, but Grant couldn’t get enough.” I can deal with a lot of things but Queen slander, Remus how could you, you should be ashamed of yourself.

I have never seen a more unified comments section here are some of my favorites:

I was scrolling through TikTok minding my own business at midnight when I came across fucking Andrew Lloyd Webber. Apparently he has a TikTok account, and I checked it isn’t some bot or fan page this 75 year old man has a TikTok account. (And no I’m not theater kid enough to know ALW’s age off the top of my head I had to google it.) WTF even is the world.

You wanna know how I came across it, I saw he had posted the “I’m sorry you weren’t a teenage dirtbag” trend.

Just finished episode 3 of X-Men: 97, and my only thought is…wow those writers must have been horny.

Update: just finished the whole series (yeah I know I’m late, life decided to get in the way) and my statement still stands. Wow those writers were fucking horney!!!

Part 2 in the angstiness saga