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something that I feel like is missing from fandom nowadays is the idea that you dont have to have a unified, chronologically/tonally consistent interpretation of your favorite work. your fics dont have to fit within the same version of canon, even if theyre all canon-compliant on their own. your headcanons can contradict each other. be a multishipper. write metas that take two totally different interpretations of the same plot point. write a character as a villain and then write them as the hero next time. write a character as a lesbian and then write them as straight next time! engage in hypotheticals and drop them when you get bored! make up the rules as you go!! have fun with it!!!

i think about ahsoka's "she was my friend" line too many times a day

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I woke up today and chose violence so to piss off the Star Wars dude bros I present you with female characters who could beat up Han Solo:

Would Obliterate Him in Seconds:

1: Any female Jedi

2: Any female Sith

3: Any female Mandalorian

4: Any female Inquisitor

5: Any Force Witch from any coven (Nightsisters, Brendok etc…)

6: Leia

7: Sy Snootles

Would Obliterate Him in Minutes:

1: Aura Sing

2: Cara Dune

3: Fennec Shand

4: Captain Phasma

5: Sugi

Wouldn’t Break a Sweat:

1: Any of Padme’s handmaidens

2: Any female Togruta

3: Jyn Erso

4: Homestly most female Star Wars characters this is just who I could think of off the top of my head.

A Close Fight:

1: Cinta Kaz

2: Paige Tico

3: Eleni Syndulla

4: Hera Syndulla (maybe not beat him in a straight fight, but absolutely outfly him.)

5: Dr. Aphra

6: Maarva Andor

7: Kadara Calrissian

8: Rafa Martez

Let me know about the badass women I missed in the comments, maybe I’ll add them.

(Some may be included in a general category like Asajj Ventress would destroy him, but is included in the Force Witch category. Also feel free to suggest Legends and video game characters, I’m just less familiar with those so I didn’t include characters from them.)

We all must do our part to bully the toxic Star Wars bros, together.

Also let me know if you disagree with the ranking of any of the characters, they aren’t ranked in any order besides general category.

The answer to my poll.

(Truth) The cannibalistic Teddy bears are called Ewoks.

(Lie) Darth Vader’s iconic suit never goes green.

(Truth) Incest in Star Wars, more likely than you think. To make it worse he kisses his TWIN sister. To make it slightly better they do not know they are siblings at the time. George Lucas has said he planned the siblings twist the whole time I think either a) that’s bullshit, or B) George was into some kinky shit.

Thanks for playing ya’ll, it’s been my sadistic pleasure.