Haha Another HC!!!

Haha another HC!!!

So, yes, I love SKZ. They are hilarious, lovable, adorable angels (or maybe demons, idk). Anyhoo… Stray Kids with Quirks. Because yes, yes, yes, and YOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Bang Chan: Half-Wolf. He has wolf ears and a tail, and can transform into full wolf when protective or angry.

Lee Know: Caterwaul. He can speak in the Cat Language™️, and understand cats perfectly.

Changbin: Muscle: He can build up muscle 2-3x faster than the average person.

Hyunjin: Starstrike. He has the ability to mesmerize anyone with a single glance, but this only works on three people at a time.

Han: Squirrel. He can do pretty much anything a squirrel can. He’s fast, has good balance, has LOTS of energy, and is adorable.

Felix: Sunshine. He can make rays of sunlight from his eyes, hands, and feet. Basically lasers. Also, his freckles glow in the dark.

Seungmin: Savagery. His sarcasm and snark are just outlets of this quirk. His fighting ability stems from his trash talk, so the better the quip, the more powerful the punch.

Jeongin: Maknae On Top. He’s kinda like Shinsou, but his mind control works better when he’s fighting low-intelligence thugs or 300+ IQ Final Bosses™️.

Tamaki Amajiki HCs

So, is it just me who hates ooc Amajiki? 'Cause NOWHERE have I found an actually decent Amajiki HC.

1. Tamaki sometimes goes fully nonverbal, so he learned sign language to communicate with Mirio.

2. His social anxiety is through the roof, but his room looks like an exuberant teenage girl's. Boy band posters, Cinnamonroll and My Melody everywhere. Hell, all of the Studio Ghibli anime on a shelf, 100,000,000 different plushies, and a loft bed with light strands.

3. If he was your boyfriend, he'd hate fancy dates. Just sitting in his/your room, cuddling/playing video games/watching anime/just chatting. AND YES, HE STILL STUTTERS AROUND YOU. HE'S A SHY BOI. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

4. He has autism (Mirio has ADHD and Nejire has ADD). His social anxiety is born out of overstimulation. And also an anxiety disorder, but mostly overstimulation.

5. His love language is Words of Affirmation. He loves compliments, which is why he's so happy when Mirio tells him that he's brighter than the sun. Tell him his ears are cute. Tell him his hair looks nice. Tell him he's gotten stronger. He'll glow with pride (But shyly.)

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Crystalline Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Tskio Aioru Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, LOTS of violence, Original Series, hybrid races, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Series: Part 1 of The Crystalline Trilogy Summary:

Book One of the Crystalline Trilogy.

ah yes, a headcanon

So, you guys know how Hawks is a bird? Welllll… what if he laid eggs?

Dabi, making breakfast: OI NUGGETS! WANT SOME EGGS?! Hawks, scrambling down the stairs frantically: WHICH EGGS DID YOU USE?! Dabi: I dunno, the ones in the red carton?

Hawks, grabbing him by the collar: DID. YOU. USE. A. PURPLE. EGG. Dabi: No, that one looked weird, so I left it.

Hawks: *slumps against the counter, relieved*

Dabi: why do you ask? Hawks: Don’t ever use those eggs again.

*Sounds of an egg cracking*

Dabi: Takami Keigo, what the hell is that?!

Hawks: Ummmm… We may be having a child. Miutomo: *climbs out of her eggshell and chirps*

Dabi: H-HOW?! HAWKS-

Hawks: *major freakout but also stunned by Miu’s cuteness*

soooo I may have edited it and now it looks weird… oh well.

So I was tickling my brother the other day, and he’s trying EVERYTHING to get away. He hides in my mom’s closet and yells, “I’M GAY! GO AWAY!”.

My formerly-a-pastor, very Christian grandfather loses his crap.

My brother admits he was joking, and I’m just lying on the ground, dying of laughter. Like- losing my friggin mind.

Never have I been so proud of my brother.

INCORRECT QUOTES WITH MY OCS!

Xian: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Aioru?

Aioru: … No…

Rhea: I do!

Xian: I know, Rhea.

Rhea: I’m sad!

Xian, exasperated: I know, Rhea.

Ano: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Aioru does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Rhea: If Aioru were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Aioru jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryo: You jump off a cliff!

Rhea: Gladly. Provided Aioru did first.

Riane: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Aioru: …Mum, I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours…

Rhea: I got distracted about halfway through.

Xian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Niki: Hey, Xian? Can I get some dating advice?

Xian: Just because I’m with Aioru doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Hyiin: I don't know how he did it either.

Niki: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Rhea: The cow???

Aioru: …What…?

So'ren: Rhea, W H Y?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Xian: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Aioru: ...I did… I broke it…

Xian: No. No you didn't. Rhea?

Rhea: Don't look at me. Look at So'ren.

So'ren: What?! I didn't break it.

Rhea: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

So'ren: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Rhea: Suspicious.

So'ren: No, it's not!

Niki: If it matters, probably not, but Hyiin was the last one to use it.

Hyiin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Niki: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyiin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Niki!

Aioru: …Guys… let's not fight… I broke it… Let me pay for it, Xian…

Xian: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

So'ren: Xian... Niki's been awfully quiet.

Niki: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Xian, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Xian: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Xian:

Xian: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Rhea: My first car was a Saturn.

Niki: What make?

Rhea: Ummmm… I dunno… A Saturn Venus?

Niki: No, Rhee, those are just two planets.

*Reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

So'ren: Thanks fam!

Hyiin: oh no

Niki: *cries* I love you too

Rhea: Sounds fake but okay

Aioru: *A flustered mess*

Xian: Can i get a refund?

Ano: Neat!

Ryo: Cool! *turns to Ano* what's love??

Riane: I'm sorry, darling, but I'm married.

Ai'nliye: H-huh? Can you repeat that?

Riju: *Raises an eyebrow*

Rhea: Just be yourself.

Xian: 'Be myself'? Rhea, I have one day to win Aioru over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Niki: Two days.

Riju: Few weeks.

Xian: YOU'RE MY SISTER! WH-

So'ren: Six months.

Hyiin: Jury’s still out.

Ano and Ryo, simultaneously: Don't look at us.

Xian: See, Rhea?

Xian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

Rhea: Are we really going to let Xian keep Aioru?

Niki: We kept Hyiin, and she's just a snarkier, scalier Aioru, so...

Security: Have you seen a person named 'Xian' around here?

Ano: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Aioru: …it looks fine to me…

Ryo: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Rhea: OH, THe hOrroR!

Niki: *Screams*

Xian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Niki: *Screams louder out of pure fear*

Xian: *Screams louder with dragon voice*

Rhea: Should we do something?!

Hyiin, watching while sipping tea: No, I want to see who wins this.

Aioru: ...What the hell is going on...?!