What Kinda Weird Fucking Foreplay Are Nandor And Guillermo Up To

what kinda weird fucking foreplay are nandor and guillermo up to……

im sorry but that theory that all the vampires secretly Know about Guillermo being turned and are just playing 4D chess w him is so funny to me. they are NOTTT smart enough for that 😭

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.

lmao

Guillermo to Derek

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Ok so while I was watching 5.01, I noticed in the scene where they’re at the restaurant and Nandor is talking about the idea of having to kill Guillermo if he gets turned by somebody else, the scene is shot with Laszlo positioned in between Guillermo and Nandor

I noticed it in my first watching, but I didn’t really know what to make of it besides the very obvious schism in their relationship. I did lock it in the back of my brain though, since the show runners do tend to frame shots in specific ways, and I didn’t think it was a coincidence that Laszlo just happened to be in the way

But NOW, we have the end of episode 2 where Laszlo finds out about Guillermo’s turning and tries to help him, and we ALSO have the teaser for episode 3 with Nandor bitching about Laszlo and Guillermo hanging out more.

So uh… this may be a bit of a stretch, but given how this scene is very specifically about how Nandor would have to kill Guillermo if he went to get turned by someone else, I think Laszlo’s going to play an important part in that. I like to imagine that it would be coming to Guillermo’s defense, but given how unpredictable this show could be, it could just be him walking in on them trying to kill each other and saying “so, you COULD do that, OR we could just have a threesome and go on with our day”

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