What We Do In The Shadows S5 - Tumblr Posts
good omens 2 and what we do in the shadow s5 new ep being 1 day apart....
“i know when i’m not wanted & this is not one of those times” nandor babe ur so delusional & detached from reality for that
okay but Nandor not even realizing he was jealous of Lazlo and guillermo hanging out, and was just like lazlo is jealous of me having a familliar like Guillermo so he’s trying to take him using his intelligence and being like “sorry what?” when guillermo pointed out if he was going to space just to impress him and having his little moment on the interview if he was doing it just to impresss guillermo and then realizing YES, YES HE IS is just so stupid and so himbo of him and we love him
get yourself a man who would go to space to impress you and get your attention cuz you started hanging out with his roommate more then crash the first pride event you attended by falling out of the sky naked from flying out of space
something something something nandor taking the plunge re: space but also his emotions help
lets talk about Guillermo just chilling in his makeshift coffin- footlocker-bed end box thingy that was given to him by nandor, like does he just sit there and hang out most of the time? does he actually sleep there? does the others notice? if they did what did they think? if Nandor notice does he just think guillermo likes it so much he just sits there?
in light of Nandor admitting without fuss no nonsense that he will fly on space just to impress guillermo, at this point anything can happen.
I won’t even be surprised if he makes an offhand comment about how hot or sexy guillermo is and the camera would pan to guillermo’s face just frozen from shock or smthing.
no thoughts just two neurodivergent vampires counting rice...
Reminder that Nandor is trying to befriend a bird in his room, he named it Matthew. Reminder that Nandor was upset by something his bird friend, Matthew, did that he is not speaking to him at the moment.
I'm holding the garlic to your face. Is it having any effect?
Oh, that's not bad.
Cold war in Staten Island
Stickers, prints and Hawaiian shirts available at my Etsy shop!
Look, when I heard Nandor was going to space, I expected either a simple photoshopped pic of him on the space station a la his Wisconsin travels, or a throwaway gag of Nandor strapping himself to a rocket.
Somehow what we actually got was weirder and dumber than I could’ve imagined… and I fucking loved it 😂
Wheres my lgbt-lmnop peopl @
Lo and behold THE SUB-TEXT IS NO LONGER A SUB!!! its now A TEXT!
lowkey i just want Nandor to grovel and just be pathetic and petty this season, I want the moment he finds out Guillermo is bitten by another vampire to go ballistic on Derek, i want him to be relieved that that Lazlo and guillermo arent fcking or something, i want him to realize that Guillermo is turning into a vampire or is already a vampire and already got what he wanted(though he wasnt the one to do it) but still stayed.
obsessed w the fact that basically what nandor just said was “i know you like that laszlo is smart or whatever.. *demurely twisting shoe against the floor* but I think being strong and tough is way more impressive… if you even care….. probably not…”
first we have the vampires asking Guillermo to test dildos and saying they were fine then Lazlo asked Guillermo to strip down and run on a treadmill to collect his sweat then we have him having a little beach day cuz of Guillermo sweat-sunscreen, now we have Nandor asking Guillermo to snip snap his dick, and then freaking out his ‘New’ Companion when he showed it to him, like I just need to know if Guillermo really does all of this stuff and if he does its kinda crazy how casual and chill he is about it.
THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING NANDOR’S DOING THIS SEASON IS JUST TO GET GUILLERMO’S ATTENTION
Guillermo's High ass "Heyy girl!" will forever be on my mind.