Nandor The Himbo - Tumblr Posts
Like it’s great but also wtf is going on this season like I’m so clueless on how it’s gonna end
Its so freaking funny and sweet how when derek was gonna bite Guillermo, guillermo was like ‘yea nandor does all these nice things for me’ with a smile and cutesy way and looked at the camera and just stood there in silence expecting a long montage of nandor doing nice and sweet things for him to be edited, like idk if hes romanticizing nandor or he genuinely thinks Nandor has done so MANY good things for him to warrant like just standing there for some time, but the editors and crew did him dirty and continued to freaking show us in the next shot guillermo and derek just awkwardly standing there.
Lmao i feel like the crew was lowkey like “gurl what nice things he’s just acknowledging you as a human being now the bar is so low’
Also the fact that guillermo is "afraid" that they would find out after he knew how bad it was to be bitten by someone who wasn't his master, like idk it just seems like he just wants to be part of the squad and is more afraid he'd either have to kill them for self defense, bring shame on nandor, hurt nandor or like be kicked out of the vampire family.
Did Nandor forget Guillermo is a vampire slayer lmao, “I’d have to kill you” I’d like to see you try
I love how we are all looking for ways and suggesting things to fix Guillermo’s problem but deep down we want that angst if when nandor finds out guillermo went to other vampire to make him one.
no listen everyone talking about this is right. all guillermo has to do is renounce nandor as his master and be derek’s familiar for like two days to tell the vampires what happened. he’s turned to other masters before !! there was literally that whole plot in season three where he left and went to live with celeste and nandor went into a whole midlife crisis because of it
im sorry but that theory that all the vampires secretly Know about Guillermo being turned and are just playing 4D chess w him is so funny to me. they are NOTTT smart enough for that 😭
im freaking excited for ep 3, hints of lazlo and guillermo trying to figure out whats happening to him, Nandor noticing but being a himbo he is completely missing the point on why theyre spending more time together, and possibly being kinda jealous. Sean’s pride parade and just More sean moments in general. Plus the Guide and Nadja’s progress.
they’re all sharing one braincell most of the time guillermo has it, occasionally lazlo, maybe even nadja, rarely Nandor and sometimes no one has it.
Guillermo "you guys are being real sloppy about your vampirism" de la Cruz talking about his turning in the back of a fucking Uber.
Just waiting for Nandor to use his wishes for some dumb shit or make a wish that mess everything up that involves Guillermo and having an an intense argument where it ends up forcing them to tell they're feelings and shit.
Sean and charmaine giving the biggest ‘theyre a little confused, but they got the spirit” vibes and Im here for it.
Guillermo not having been to any pride event and slowly enjoying himself and letting himself loose on the pride parade, Guillermo holding a ‘gay guy” sign, guillermo in his lil rainbow scrarf and beanie is EVERYTHING.
I love Nandor’s thought process, like Guillermo didn’t even say anything about the space thing and just nodded along, infact it was Lazlo who was disagreeing, but in his head he was like Guillermo doesn’t believe me and therfore i shall prove it otherwise, so he went to space to IMPRESS Guillermo, then when he was up there, he was like “ Why did Guillermo make me do this?” like SIR IT WAS YOU.
Like he was convinced that Guillermo was being seduced by Lazlo’s intelligence rather than strength(him), so he started talking about how being strong is superior to being smart.
like Nandor dude you seem pretty whipped on Guillermo.
no thoughts just Nandor and his ‘eyyyy im bein’ gay over ‘ere’’ shirt, that he probably tucked or folded inside to make it a crop top...
Nandor crashing, LITERALLY CRASHING A PRIDE EVENT FROM OUTER SPACE NAKED TO IMPRESS GUILLERMO, will never not be funny for me.
“i know when i’m not wanted & this is not one of those times” nandor babe ur so delusional & detached from reality for that
okay but Nandor not even realizing he was jealous of Lazlo and guillermo hanging out, and was just like lazlo is jealous of me having a familliar like Guillermo so he’s trying to take him using his intelligence and being like “sorry what?” when guillermo pointed out if he was going to space just to impress him and having his little moment on the interview if he was doing it just to impresss guillermo and then realizing YES, YES HE IS is just so stupid and so himbo of him and we love him
get yourself a man who would go to space to impress you and get your attention cuz you started hanging out with his roommate more then crash the first pride event you attended by falling out of the sky naked from flying out of space
something something something nandor taking the plunge re: space but also his emotions help
lets talk about Guillermo just chilling in his makeshift coffin- footlocker-bed end box thingy that was given to him by nandor, like does he just sit there and hang out most of the time? does he actually sleep there? does the others notice? if they did what did they think? if Nandor notice does he just think guillermo likes it so much he just sits there?
Reminder that Nandor is trying to befriend a bird in his room, he named it Matthew. Reminder that Nandor was upset by something his bird friend, Matthew, did that he is not speaking to him at the moment.