Laszlo Showed Up With Terrible Sun Burn, Nadja And Collin Shared A Body, And Nandor Crash Landed From

laszlo showed up with terrible sun burn, nadja and collin shared a body, and nandor crash landed from actual fucking space into the pride parade, but guillermo had a good time :)

Okay so I did some research, very basic research, on the user base of tumblr and how many of us there are.

There are at least 300 million unique visitors worldwide on this site. Over 500 million blogs.

Listen. Tumblr is $30 million in debt. This is Super easy for us to solve.

If each user gifts one blog crabs, which costs slightly over $3, that would be roughly $600 million at least. Far more than enough to get Tumblr out of the red zone.

If we want tumblr to stay afloat and not change something as integral about their operating system, we need to show them they can be profitable without reducing themselves to common social media sites. What we have here is special. It is different. We are the social media site people run to when theirs collapses and for good reason.

If we want this to work, we have to make it work. We can even make it into a game. Just how long can we outlast the other social media sites?

can we talk about how some people are saying ‘What we do in the shadow’ is queerbaiting??? like all the characters except collin robinson (cuz i aint really sure on what he is) are queer people. So like how can it be queer baiting when they are actual canon queer people in the show.

like nandor and guillermo not ending up together as a couple isnt queer baiting. Its explicitly said by guillermo that he’s gay by coming out to his family and dating freddy, Nadja and lazlo are very open about dating and sleeping with both men and women and even have an open relationship themselves, Nandor is explicit about liking both men and women (i.e. being married to men and women) and like almost all the vampire are explicitly not straight in fact I think the being straight or being only attractive to one gender is seen as something bizarre or unusual to them, even polyamory seems pretty common among them too and like idk that has just been something that is very  much implied.

Just waiting for Nandor to use his wishes for some dumb shit or make a wish that mess everything up that involves Guillermo and having an an intense argument where it ends up forcing them to tell they're feelings and shit.

I think in season 5 they should tell us what the Guide’s real name is but every time she or someone else says it there’s a car horn or something so we never actually hear it kinda like on the fairly oddparents with Timmy’s mom and dad